Sunday, February 3, 2019

Corporate Flaw-Chart


Corporate Flaw-Chart ... CEO, Executives, Managers, Everybody else
When the guy on top looks down, he only sees shit.
When the guys on the bottom look up, they only see assholes.

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Monday, January 28, 2019

Scarf fitted


Yesterday I wore someting from 5 years ago and it fitted !!!
So proud of myself.
If was a scarf.
But still.  Let's be positive here.

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Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Google now hiring


Google now hiring !
No need to apply, we already have all your information.

Hhmmm ... sadly, I didn't get the job  :-(

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Friday, January 18, 2019

Types of headaches


Types of headaches:
    - Migraine
    - Hypertension
    - Stress
    - Christmas Music

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Thursday, January 3, 2019

Why is there no circus?


Son: "So how come there aren't any circuses around now?"
Father: "Because all the clowns got into politics."

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Sunday, December 23, 2018

Penis enlarger


Scientist to himself after enlarging a tomato:
    "It works !
    With this technology, we could end world hunger !
    But first ..."

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Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Old woman needs glasses to watch news


Old woman:
"If we're gonna watch the news, I'll need my glasses ..."
     [Fetching 2 glasses of wine]
"That's better."

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Thursday, December 13, 2018

Chess - Rook under promotion


Black to move.
White wins.  How?  Solution is in the comment section.


By the way, all my posts on chess can be found in this link ==>
http://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com.au/search/label/Chess


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Saturday, December 8, 2018

Face of girl or old woman?


What do you see? The face of a girl or an old woman?

The transformation between a girl and an old woman:
- The girl's ear is the old woman's eye.
- The girl's neckline is the old woman's mouth.



Another similar picture:
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Wednesday, November 28, 2018

Perfect eyesight


Wife: "I just saw myself in the mirror naked and I look like hell. How about a nice compliment to lift my spirits?"
Husband: "Your eyesight is perfect."
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Friday, November 23, 2018

Man pee sitting down


Notice on toilet wall
     Men:
     Pee sitting down

Man talking to himself: "Women and their stupid rules..."
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Sunday, November 18, 2018

Tuesday, November 13, 2018

Helmet or Hermit


1)  At Bizhao Cliff 避诏崖, HuaShan 华山, China Shaanxi Province 陕西省 - 2018 September
- Red oval: Information board ... see photo #2



2)  Information board (red oval of the previous photo)
- Red rectangle: See photo #3



3)  Information board (red rectangle of previous photo)

Bizhao Cliff is located at the northwest of South Heavenly Gate of HuaShan Mountain.

The rock cavern at the cliffside is said to be the place where Chen Tuan, a helmet early in Song Dynasty, retreated to avoid the imperial edict. Chen was familiar with the doctrines of various schools and astronomy and geography. Song Tai-Tsu and Song TaiZong had issued an imperial edict many times to invite him to the Capital to serve the Imperial Court, which he had politely refused.

The three characters "Bi Zhao Yan 避诏崖" (literally means imperial edict avoiding rock) on the cavern front are said to be inscribed by Chen Tuan himself.
A helmet?  Really?   :-)

More on Bizhao Cliff 避诏崖 is in my blog on climbing HuaShan 华山 ... click on this link:

http://mntviews.blogspot.com/2018/09/huashan-china-shaanxi.html

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Thursday, November 8, 2018

Rock climbing


Teamwork in rock climbing :
Hang on to your buddy's pants  :-)
Location: Hong Kong

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