Friday, April 13, 2018

Ape with a phone


Finally the fourth ape!
He is the sum of the first three:
He sees nobody, hears nobody and speaks to nobody.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2018

Honesty


Interviewer: "What's your greatest weakness?"
Girl: "Honesty."
Interviewer: "I don't think that honesty is a weakness."
Girl: "I don't give a shit what you think."

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Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Doesn't Matter


Along with "Anti-matter" and "Dark Matter", we've recently discovered "Doesn't Matter", which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever.
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Friday, March 23, 2018

Putangirua Pinnacles


The amazing Putangirua Pinnacles in New Zealand North Island !
They are examples of hoodoo rocks.
Photographed in 2018
February ... trip report will be available soon ... watch this space  :-)

(One of Australia's hoodoo rock is my blog in this link:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2017/10/totem-pole-wollemi-nat-pk-nsw-australia.html
But it pales in comparison to the Putangirua Pinnacles.)
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Sunday, March 18, 2018

Chocolate


11th commandment:
Eat your enemy and forgive yourself !

Photograph: Courtesy of Ciel Palacio ... She is the beautiful girl in the above pic.

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Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Aim


I aim to keep this bathroom clean ...
You aim will HELP !

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Thursday, March 8, 2018

i before e


i before e
Except when your foreign neighbour Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.
Weird.

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Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Perfume for husband


Two comics by Randy Glasbergen

My husband is a workaholic. Got any perfume that smells like a desk?

Above pic is photographed in a shop called "Fragrifert - Victorian Perfumery" at top of cable car station at Kelburn, Wellington, New Zealand.
2018-02-11


I want my husband to pay more attention to me. Got any perfume that smells like a computer?
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Friday, February 23, 2018

Cure for sore throat


Female colleague 1: Hi. It seems you are not well today ...
Female colleague 2: Yes. I have a sore throat. It seems that I will get ill ...
Female colleague 1: I know a very good medicine for your throat. Each time I have a sore throat I blow my husband and the next day I am great.
Female colleague 2: Hhmmm... Ok...


The following day

Female colleague 1: Hi. Are you better today?
Female colleague 2: I'm fine. Your idea was great. Your husband couldn't believe it was your idea !

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Sunday, February 18, 2018

Open 7 Days


Open 7 Days
Shop Hours
Open: When we're here !
Closed: When we ain't !

Photographer: Giuseppe Lucius A. Coletti   2018 Feb

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Thursday, February 8, 2018

Climbing up a mountain


Almost done !
Almost !!
Oh yes !
Oh shit !
Actually, life is like that too  :-(

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Saturday, February 3, 2018

Tweedledee Tweedledum


2018-01-26:  I was at Blacktown Showground, NSW, Australia, visiting "Alice in Wonderland" sand sculpture exhibition.

Here is Tweedledee Tweedledum.



Then, along came this pair of twin girls ... so cute !


They match up well with the theme of Tweedledee and Tweedledum !
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Sunday, January 28, 2018

Tuesday, January 23, 2018

Thursday, January 18, 2018

Passwords are like underpants !


Treat your passwords like your underpants
    - Change them often
    - ! Don't leave them lying around
    - Don't share them

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