It dries the washing using the very latest technology -
a combination of solar and wind power.
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Wednesday, December 23, 2020
Solar and wind power
It dries the washing using the very latest technology -
a combination of solar and wind power.
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Friday, December 18, 2020
Baby in sink
Baby in sink:
If you see my mom on Facebook, please tell her that I'm still in the sink :-)
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Tuesday, December 8, 2020
Dog's jacket after man bought beer
The wife said:
"Here's $20. Get the dog a jacket. If there's any money left over, get yourself a beer."
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Thursday, December 3, 2020
Miracle happens when you stare at keys long enough
Wife: What are you staring at, Earl ?
Husband: That set of keys on the floor.
Wife: These ?
Husband: Thanks. I knew if I looked at them long enough, someone would pick them up.
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Saturday, November 28, 2020
Snake skin printed pajamas
The woman wearing these snake skin printed pajamas was sleeping with her foot outside of the blanket and her husband thought it was snake. He ended up breaking her foot with a baseball bat.
True story ... ??? ... hhmmm ... not sure :-) Either way, good for a laugh :-)
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Monday, November 23, 2020
Sphinx or penis ?
An interesting rock that looks like a Sphinx ... or something else :-)
- Location: Ben Bullen State Forest, NSW, Australia
2.25 km north-north-west of Baal Bone Gap
Exactly halfway between Mercurys Boot and Baal Bone Point.
If you walk along the ridge from Baal Bone Gap to Baal Bone Point, you won't miss it.
- Map: Ben Bullen
- Grid Reference: 280 205
- Date: 2020-09-05 and 2020-10-15 Photographed during bushwalks
( A detailed trip report of the 2020-09-05 bushwalk is in this link:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com/2020/09/mercurys-boot-ben-bullen-to-baal-bone.html
In particular, the 2 pictures below are photos #32 and #33 of the link. )
because it looks like a Sphinx.
( Refer to this link: https://www.bushexplorers.com.au/encyclopaedia/baal-sphinx-rock )
It could be worse.
I could have submitted the picture below and registered a different name :-)
Looks like a human body part :-)
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Wednesday, November 18, 2020
Submarine rock
Two Submarine-like rocks:
1) A rainbow-coloured rock
Location: Coast Track in Royal National Park, NSW, Australia
Date: 2020-05-10
More pictures of the Coast Track are in this link:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1x4gQ45uvVZ4pHkaREgHlSCZK1EywEZbS/view?usp=sharing
2) A pagoda-like rock
Location: Ben Bullen State Forest, NSW, Australia
Date: 2020-09-05 and 2020-10-15
This rock can be climbed, but not so easy due to the gap (red oval) circling its entire base.
The 2020-09-05 detailed trip report is in this link:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com/2020/09/mercurys-boot-ben-bullen-to-baal-bone.html
Pictures of the 2020-10-15 bushwalking trip is in this link:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ddJIJj_Rrhlk0AkqYOmfBvgHpL9pFyx0/view?usp=sharing
An appropriate name for it would be "Baal Submarine Pagoda".
One day, I would like to register this name with BushExplorers Encyclopaedia.
Friday, November 13, 2020
Boy won fancy dress competition
The boy won first prize in school fancy dress competition.
His title was "I argued with my wife".
Tuesday, November 3, 2020
Knife Block for women
New !! Latest Ladies Kitchen Accessory
"All man are bastards" knife block
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Wednesday, October 28, 2020
Life is like a penis
Life is like a penis ...
simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely.
Then a woman makes it hard.
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Friday, October 23, 2020
Chinese Adam and Eve - 2
If Adam and Eve were Chinese ...
They had roasted the snake !
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Sunday, October 18, 2020
Nice toys for daddy
Kid: "Daddy, why do you have to go to work every day?"
Dad: "To buy nice toys."
Kid: "But all of my toys are shit."
Dad: "LOL, mine ain't."
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Thursday, October 8, 2020
Knee hurt when hiking
How's your knee ?
Not bad. It only hurts when I walk.
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Monday, September 28, 2020
Thongs on tree
Thongs on a tree ... Photographed in a bushwalk, 2020 April.
Address: 283 Lawrence Hargrave Dr (intersection with Paterson Rd), Coalcliff, NSW, Australia
The lower pics are Google street views captured in Dec 2013, more than 6 years ago. At the time, there were already thongs and shoes on the tree (red circle).
Photographs and trip report of the bushwalk are in my blog :
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/2020/04/sea-cliff-bridge-coalcliff-dam.html
The tree is photo #2 in the above link.
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Wednesday, September 23, 2020
Mercurys Boot, Ben Bullen SF, NSW, Australia
An amazing boot-like rock called Mercurys Boot in Baal Bone area of Ben Bullen State Forest, NSW, Australia
Grace on top of the Boot
Yus is like the Boot's shoelace knot.
Photographed during a bushwalk in the Baal Bone area in 2020 September.
More pictures and a trip report of the bushwalk are in this link:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com/2020/09/mercurys-boot-ben-bullen-to-baal-bone.html
I have also written a book on this Baal Bone area.
Title: Photo Walks in the Baal Bone area NSW AUSTRALIA
The book is published by Amazon:
Australian site: https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B09GJPWX7M
or
Rest of the world: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09GJPWX7M
(If not available, you'll have to get it from the Australian site.)
Detail of the book is in this link:
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/p/pauls-published-books.html
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Friday, September 18, 2020
Sit and Shit
Dog confuses Sit and Shit from masked voice :-)
(During COVID-19 pandemic, wearing of a mask is either recommended or compulsory in many countries.)
Sit !! ... Damn mask.
Background:
Coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), also known as 2019-nCoV acute respiratory disease (2019-nCoV ARD), is a viral respiratory disease caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). It is the disease implicated in the 2019-2020 coronavirus pandemic.
The disease was first identified in the city of Wuhan, capital of Hubei province in China, among patients who had developed pneumonia of no clear cause. Amid rapid spread of the disease, the World Health Organization has since declared the outbreak to be a Public Health Emergency of International Concern (PHEIC). Infections have been reported throughout the world, mostly of travelers originating from Mainland China, with local transmission also reported in many countries.
Non-COVID-19 version:
I said sit ! You idiot !
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Tuesday, September 8, 2020
Read
Reading can seriously damage your ignorance.
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Thursday, September 3, 2020
Lost cities in Australia - 2
All photographs here are by Rob Herbert in 2020 July 4, in a hiking trip to Mt Towinhingy in Wollemi National Park, NSW, Australia.
The pagoda-like rock formations around the mountain are like lost cities of an old decaying civilisation swallowed by the wilderness.
1) The large mountain is Mt Towinhingy.
- The pagodas around its base are like lost cities :-)
2) Around Mt Towinhingy
3) Around Mt Towinhingy
- Red arrow: Tayan Pic ... I climbed Tayan Pic in 2019 March, an interesting mountain to climb.
4) Around Mt Towinhingy
- Continuation to the right of the upper pic is the lower pic
5) Around Mt Towinhingy
Post Script:
I climbed Mt Towinhingy in 2016 February.
Pictures and trip report are in my blog:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com/2016/02/mt-towinhingy-wollemi-nat-pk-nsw.html
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Sunday, August 23, 2020
Camping is the cure
I Googled my symptoms.
Turned out I just need to go camping.
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Thursday, August 13, 2020
Face on a cliff face
Location: Mt Airly, Mugii Murum-ban State Conservation Area, NSW, Australia
Date: 2020-07-31
Face on a cliff face
Saturday, August 8, 2020
Traffic jam
Traffic jam - Turtle on bicycle beats rabbits in cars.
Tuesday, July 28, 2020
Why you should wear face masks
Why you should wear face masks. Let me try and make it simple for you ...
The Urine Test
1) If we all run around naked and someone pees on you, you get wet right away.
2) If you are wearing pants, some pee will get through - but not as much, so you are better protected.
3) If the guy who pees is also wearing pants, the pee stays with him and you do not get wet.
Background:
Coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), also known as 2019-nCoV acute respiratory disease (2019-nCoV ARD), is a viral respiratory disease caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). It is the disease implicated in the 2019-2020 coronavirus pandemic.
The disease was first identified in the city of Wuhan, capital of Hubei province in China, among patients who had developed pneumonia of no clear cause. Amid rapid spread of the disease, the World Health Organization has since declared the outbreak to be a Public Health Emergency of International Concern (PHEIC). Infections have been reported throughout the world, mostly of travelers originating from Mainland China, with local transmission also reported in many countries.
Thursday, July 23, 2020
If Donald Trump had captained the Titanic
If Donald Trump had captained the Titanic ...
- There is no iceberg.
- We won't hit an iceberg.
- I knew it was an iceberg before anyone else knew.
- No one knows icebergs better than I do.
- The penguins brought the iceberg here.
- No one could have predicted the iceberg.
- We cannot allow an iceberg to stop our ship.
- The crew is spreading fake news about icebergs.
- Some of you have to drown.
- I am the best captain, ask anyone.
But before then, Donald Trump would tell everyone there are just a few liters of seawater in the lower decks; once it get's warmer they'll dry out and everything will be fine.
Background: Donald Trump is regarded by all as the worst president of the United States !
The above joke is a reference to his handling of the Coronavirus / COVID-19 pandemic in 2020 ...
You can substituted "iceberg" in the joke with "Coronavirus".
People said they would rather die instead of voting for Hillary Clinton in the 2016 US presidential election. Well, they reaped what they sowed ... they are dying now from Coronavirus, all because they voted for Donald Trump :-)
Sunday, July 19, 2020
Tessellated tree
Date of photograph: 2020-07-04
Location: Around Mt Towinhingy, near Dunns Swamp, NSW, Australia
Anyone knows what tree is this ?
Is the tessellated pattern on the trunk due to bushfires ?
(This place was badly burnt by fires half a year ago, around January/February 2020.)
Thursday, July 9, 2020
Counting mosquito bites
Hiker 1: 37, 38, 39 ...
Hiker 2: Are you counting sheep ?
Hiker 1: No, mosquito bites.
Monday, June 29, 2020
Mammatus clouds
Mammatus clouds are pouch-like protrusions hanging from the undersides of clouds, usually thunderstorm anvil clouds, but other types of clouds as well.
Composed primarily of ice, these cloud pouches are visible in the sky for only about 10 to 15 minutes.
Aside from their magnificent beauty, mammatus clouds are interesting in part because they are formed by sinking air; whereas most clouds are formed by rising air.
You can use Google to search for beautiful images of mammatus clouds. But I had the good fortune to witness one while going to a hiking trip in Glenbrook Gorge in Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia.
It was my first time to see such clouds !
I was driving at the time. I saw the clouds but didn’t have a chance to stop the car.
But 老炊 had the opportunity to snap this picture over Glenbrook Railway Station.
2020-05-31, shortly after 7am
Photographer: 老炊
More photographs on my Glenbrook Gorge hiking trip are in this link:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1l5hw2Ep4QbmcH1OHb31He1fCfSQdIId5/view?usp=sharing
Tuesday, June 23, 2020
Stock market crash is worse than divorce
A stock market crash is worse than a divorce.
You lose half of your money and your wife is still around.
Friday, June 19, 2020
Ducking out of a fart
I was amazed to see the guy in white reaching so far into Glenbrook Gorge in the Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia ...
... as the nearest carpark, at Jellybean Pool, is quite a distance away.
But good on him. Then ...
... Then he was about to fart.
The 2 girls on the left side of the pic quickly ducked for cover :-)
Date: 2020-05-31
More photographs on my Glenbrook Gorge hiking trip are in this link:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1l5hw2Ep4QbmcH1OHb31He1fCfSQdIId5/view?usp=sharing
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Tuesday, June 9, 2020
Rubbish bin floating in air
If you see this wheely bin floating, you have been in the house too long.
It is just a wet spot on the pavement.
Wednesday, June 3, 2020
Donald Genius Trump
Vladimir Putin: What does the J stands for in Donald J Trump ?
Donald Trump: The J stands for Genius.
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Friday, May 29, 2020
Tessellated rocks on beach - 2
I am attempting to document all the tessellated patterns on rocks I have encountered.
These ones are near Figure 8 Pool, Royal National Park, NSW, Australia.
Date: 2020 January
http://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com.au/search/label/Tessellation
Sunday, May 24, 2020
Mona Lisa in self-quarantine
Mona Lisa in self-quarantine due to Coronavirus / COVID-19
The 4 stages of quarantine:
Background:
During the Coronavirus pandemic, citizens in most countries are forced to self-quarantine themselves at home and not allowed to venture outside.
Coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), also known as 2019-nCoV acute respiratory disease (2019-nCoV ARD), is a viral respiratory disease caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). It is the disease implicated in the 2019-2020 coronavirus pandemic.
The disease was first identified in the city of Wuhan, capital of Hubei province in China, among patients who had developed pneumonia of no clear cause. Amid rapid spread of the disease, the World Health Organization has since declared the outbreak to be a Public Health Emergency of International Concern (PHEIC). Infections have been reported throughout the world, mostly of travelers originating from Mainland China, with local transmission also reported in many countries.
Thursday, May 14, 2020
Tessellated rocks on beach - 1
I am attempting to document all the tessellated patterns on rocks I have encountered.
This one is between Little Garie Beach & Garie Beach, Royal National Park, NSW, Australia.
Date: 2020 May
Zooming into parts of previous pic
http://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com.au/search/label/Tessellation
Saturday, May 9, 2020
Talking to plants
Notice from the Psychology Association
Dear citizens,
During quarantine, it is considered normal to talk to your plants.
Only contact us if they respond.
Background:
During the Coronavirus pandemic, citizens in most countries are forced to self-quarantine themselves at home and not allowed to venture outside.
Coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), also known as 2019-nCoV acute respiratory disease (2019-nCoV ARD), is a viral respiratory disease caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). It is the disease implicated in the 2019-2020 coronavirus pandemic.
The disease was first identified in the city of Wuhan, capital of Hubei province in China, among patients who had developed pneumonia of no clear cause. Amid rapid spread of the disease, the World Health Organization has since declared the outbreak to be a Public Health Emergency of International Concern (PHEIC). Infections have been reported throughout the world, mostly of travelers originating from Mainland China, with local transmission also reported in many countries.
Monday, May 4, 2020
Coronavirus / COVID-19 vaccine
"Are you sure this is the Coronavirus vaccine ?"
"Sure"
Background:
It is taking a long time to develop a vaccine for the Coronavirus.
Coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), also known as 2019-nCoV acute respiratory disease (2019-nCoV ARD), is a viral respiratory disease caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). It is the disease implicated in the 2019-2020 coronavirus pandemic.
The disease was first identified in the city of Wuhan, capital of Hubei province in China, among patients who had developed pneumonia of no clear cause. Amid rapid spread of the disease, the World Health Organization has since declared the outbreak to be a Public Health Emergency of International Concern (PHEIC). Infections have been reported throughout the world, mostly of travelers originating from Mainland China, with local transmission also reported in many countries.
Wednesday, April 29, 2020
Face mask
During the Coronavirus / COVID-19 pandemic, women should make sure their face masks match whatever they are wearing.
Background:
Coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), also known as 2019-nCoV acute respiratory disease (2019-nCoV ARD), is a viral respiratory disease caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). It is the disease implicated in the 2019-2020 coronavirus pandemic.
The disease was first identified in the city of Wuhan, capital of Hubei province in China, among patients who had developed pneumonia of no clear cause. Amid rapid spread of the disease, the World Health Organization has since declared the outbreak to be a Public Health Emergency of International Concern (PHEIC). Infections have been reported throughout the world, mostly of travelers originating from Mainland China, with local transmission also reported in many countries.
Friday, April 24, 2020
My hiking trail for the past hour
The GPS trace of my hike for the past hour.
Maybe I'm lost.
If you are still walking at night, blame the GPS.
If you are lost, blame the GPS.
Sunday, April 19, 2020
Social Distancing for Coronavirus (COVID-19)
My new social distancing outfit just arrived from Amazon ... :-)
Background:
People are asked to be physically at a distance from each other due to Coronavirus.
Coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), also known as 2019-nCoV acute respiratory disease (2019-nCoV ARD), is a viral respiratory disease caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). It is the disease implicated in the 2019-2020 coronavirus pandemic.
The disease was first identified in the city of Wuhan, capital of Hubei province in China, among patients who had developed pneumonia of no clear cause. Amid rapid spread of the disease, the World Health Organization has since declared the outbreak to be a Public Health Emergency of International Concern (PHEIC). Infections have been reported throughout the world, mostly of travelers originating from Mainland China, with local transmission also reported in many countries.
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