Embrace your mistakes

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I told my girlfriend she should embrace her mistakes.
She hugged me.

Photo credit to FreePik:
https://www.freepik.com/free-photo/portrait-beautiful-young-woman-embracing-her-boyfriend-from_4648646.htm

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That's an old photo

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In a car ...
Butterfly showing driving license to cop: "That's an old photo."

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Affordable housing

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Couch potato gamer:
    "Gaming allows you to live your wildest dreams !"
    "WOW !"
    "Ahah !  Affordable Housing !"

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Scarecrow

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Scarecrow dressed like wife  :-)

Wife to farmer: "Very funny."

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3rd job promotion in a week

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A big congratulations to my friend Debbie on her third promotion in a week.
I don't know how you do it ?  :-)

( So obvious ... Lots of praying ! )

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Spider phobia - burn the house down

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There was a spider, I panicked.
But I think it is gone now.

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Xmas shopping list for wife and husband

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Wife's Xmas shopping list :
    Kid 1, Kid 2, Kid 3
    Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother
    Teacher 1, Teacher 2, Teacher's aide
    Postman
    Neighbour 1, Neighbour 2, Neighbour 3
    Grandparents, Nieces, Nephews
    Secret Santa at work
    Husband

Husband's Xmas shopping list :
    Secret mistress
    Wife

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Wooden motorcycle wooden start

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It's got a wooden frame,
               wooden engine,
               wooden wheels,
               wooden gas tank,

Did he ride the motorbike ?

No, wooden start  :-)

My motorbike had a steel frame, a steel motor and steel wheels.
That steel wouldn’t start either !

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Not that sick to drink water

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"For better digestion, I drink beer.
In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine.
In the case of low blood pressure, I drink red wine.
In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch.
And I when have a cold, I drink Schnapps."

"When do you drink water ?"

"I've never been that sick."

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How peeping tom uses a trampoline

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Guy to girl while having sex:
"So next door have got a trampoline !  What does it matter ?"

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Dog or man running in snow

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This has baffled us today.
Do you see the man running into the woods or do you see a dog ?

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Path to inner peace

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The path to inner peace begins with four words ...
Not My Fucking Problem

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Witch's self-restraint

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Some days, it takes all my strength
not to turn somebody into a toad
or shove my broomstick where the sun doesn't shine !

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Sophia Loren's sideway glance at Jayne Mansfield's boobs

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The most iconic Hollywood photo:
    Sophia Loren's sideway glance at Jayne Mansfield's boobs
    1957
    Romanoff's - Beverly Hills, CA

The occasion was a welcome party organized by Paramount for the then newcomer Sophia Loren.
Jane Mansfield was also a guest.

Then the blonde bombshell Jane gate-crashed Sophia's table !

"She came right for my table,” said Sophia. “She knew everyone was watching. She sat down. And now, she was barely ... Listen. Look at the picture. Where are my eyes? I’m staring at her nipples because I am afraid they are about to come onto my plate. In my face you can see the fear. I’m so frightened that everything in her dress is going to blow – BOOM! – and spill all over the table."

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Plane wreck near Mt Queahgong in Kanangra-Boyd NP, NSW, Australia

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1968 April 09
A Cessna 182 crashed in the Krungle Bungle Range near Mt Queahgong,
Kanangra-Boyd National Park, NSW, Australia.

Report of the crash in The Sydney Morning Herald,1968 April 10, is in this link:
http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=lL5f5cZgq8MC&dat=19680410&printsec=frontpage&hl=en

Here is the plane, a Cessna 182, registration VH-PKX.

We found the wreck in a bushwalk in Kanangra-Boyd National Park !
Left to right:  Dave,  Paul (me),  Grace

Photographer: John Graham

The bushwalk was in 2022 August.
Trip report and more photographs are in this link:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1HhdIsjwk8IiTgZo1PrwxJ4UzNIvM2l8Z/view?usp=sharing

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Can you find the mistake ?

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Can you find the mistake ?
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

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Poke walking pole at a bum

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Karen & Lisa in a bushwalk to
Barren Grounds Nature Reserve (from Hoddles Track), near Kiama, NSW, Australia.

Date: 2022 May

Trip report and more photographs:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/15fX-0wMVCS9GgDQ8iaJIeumqX_fDoppo/view?usp=sharing


Now, what is Karen doing to Lisa's bum with the hiking pole ???

Look at the smirk on Lisa's face.
Is this her way of saying she likes what Karen had done with the hiking pole ???
And now she is returning the favour  :-)

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Use ATM machine in the lobby to impress woman

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I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in.

I asked the trainer standing next to me,
      "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there ?"

The trainer looked me over and said,
      "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."

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A day in the life of Jingda

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Jingda Chen's day in the Australian bush (Evans Crown)

1)  What is Jingda trying to do ?  Move the boulder ?

Photographer: Stanley

2)  Jingda is definitely trying to kick down this balancing rock.

Photographer: Lora

3)  Probably nothing malicious here ... Jingda is merely posing.

Photographer: Stanley

4)  Jingda is being helpful. She is holding up the boulder for us to pass through.  Thank you Jingda !

5)  But now Jingda wants to topple this balancing rock (different from the one in photo #2).

6)  Not successful in her previous attempt, so Jingda tries a novel way to topple the rock.

Photographer: David

After the trip, someone said Jingda was facing the wrong way.
Some people are so picky  :-(

7)  So I digitally rotated Jingda just to satisfy him.

Photographer: David

Digitally modified by: Paul

8)  But now Jingda is being kicked down the rock platform  :-)

9)  Happy to report, Jingda survived the fall  :-)

Photographer: John

Location: Evans Crown (near Tarana ... which is near Lithgow), NSW, Australia
Date       : 2022-07-10

Trip report and more interesting photographs:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/10mj0n0SsfzMRX0I0Cz_qX37MewepcYI5/view?usp=sharing

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Female archeologists

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Fun fact:
A majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past.

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I'm so good at sleeping

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I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Healthy eating

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Trying to eat healthy
Salad with bacon bits

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Allow government to break law during an emergency

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If you allow the government to break the law during an emergency,
They will create an emergency to break the law.

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How Uluru / Ayers Rock in Australia was formed

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To all of you who didn't pay attention to geology classes in school ...

Meteor / Barringer Crater in Arizona, USA ... from a hard meteorite impact.
     and
Uluru / Ayers Rock in Northern Territory, Australia ... how it was formed.

Above should prove to any flat-earthers that our Earth is round.

By the way, the Australian government sensibly banned climbing Uluru.
Otherwise you'll fall into outer space.

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Count the number of buttons

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Quiz time !
Count the number of buttons.

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New newspaper everyday

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Wife: I could have been born as the newspaper,
         so that you will hold me with so much excitement everyday.
Husband: Please be aware, that I don't read the same newspaper everyday.

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Same purple dress

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Wife to husband:
In case you didn't notice, I'm wearing the same dress !!

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A day in the life of ZCC

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Anna (ZCC晨) Zhang's day in the Australian bush
(Blackmans Crown)

1)  Anna's motto: Leave no tree unclimbed  :-)

Photographer: Stanley

2)  Anna's motto: Leave no gap unjumped  :-)
(Careful !  Don't overshoot !  Vertical drop on the other side !)

Photographer: Lora

3)  Anna's motto: Leave no cliff unscaled  :-)
(She is heading towards the rock at the red arrow.)

4)  Anna's motto: Leave no stone unsat  :-)

Photographer: David

5)  Anna's motto: Leave no hole unpeeped  :-)

Photographer: Stanley

6)  Anna's motto: Leave no chasm uncrossed  :-)

Photographer: Lora

7)  You get the gist  :-)

Location: Blackmans Crown (near Capertee), NSW, Australia
Date       : 2022-05-29

Trip report and more interesting photographs:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Kb2pvWOfm9dNKrOuqzpiKnq06htg0qfz/view?usp=sharing

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Newton's 4th law of motion

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Newton's lesser known 4th law of motion

A student in bed will remain in bed unless acted upon by a large enough panic.

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Scotty, don't beam me up yet

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Scotty, don't beam me up yet.
I'm taking a sh...

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Iridescent clouds

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Iridescent clouds

Location           : Top of Saddleback Mountain, Kiama, NSW, Australia
Date                  : 2022-05-07  11am
Photographers: 1st one - Lisa Li.  Rest - Paul.

An iridescent cloud is an uncommon phenomenon, the result of diffraction ... small droplets of water or small crystals of ice individually scattering light.

If the small droplets/crystals are of similar size, their cumulative effect is seen as iridescent colours. The cloud must be optically thin, so that most rays encounter only a single droplet. Iridescence is therefore mostly seen at cloud edges or in semi-transparent clouds.


Here is another iridescent cloud I photographed 7 years ago.
Location: Gungartan Mountain, Kosciuszko National Park, NSW, Australia
Date       : 2015-03-13

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