Girl: Hhmmm ...
6 feet tall
26 years old
4 years of college
2 years of gradate school
$45-50,000 a year
Man: Hhmmm ...
2 tits
1 pussy
A perfect figure
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Woman shopper:
Would you please hold this outfit for me ?
Shop assistant:
Until when ?
Woman shopper:
Until it's 75% off.
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Hi Steven,
Do I have your attention now?
I know all about her,
you dirty, sneaky, immoral, unfaithful, poorly-endowed slimeball.
Everything's caught on tape.
Your (soon-to-be-ex) Wife, Emily
p.s. I paid for this billboard
from OUR joint bank account.
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