Guy: (Rubing an oil lamp)
Genie: (Out of the lamp)
Behold !
I am the Genie of the lamp,
and I have come to grant you three wishes !
What is thy first wish ?
Guy:
More wishes !
Genie:
A genie can only grant three wishes.
This is the law.
Guy:
More genies !
Genie: (With three more genies)
Fuck.
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Initially called RapeX,
this anti-rape female condom
has since been re-named to Rape-aXe in 2006.
It was invented by Sonnet Ehlers,
a South African woman,
who was motivated to create it
while working as a blood technician
with the South African Blood Transfusion Service.
During this period, she met many rape patients,
and was inspired by a particular victim who said,
"If only I had teeth down there."
It is basically a female condom
with teeth lining the inside that works just like
the protective spikes in a parking garage ...
You can go in, but whatever you do, don't back out.
The teeth are angled so they allow penetration,
but bite like a shark as the penis is removed;
supposedly causing so much pain that
it will give the woman a chance to escape.
Further, according to Ms Ehlers, the device
will need to be surgically removed at a hospital,
which will lead to capture of the rapist.
I want to know how did they field test it ?!?
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a = 0.99999...
10a = 9.99999...
10a = 9 + 0.99999...
10a = 9 + a
9a = 9
a = 1
1 = 0.99999... !!!
Actually, there is no discrepancy.
Although the above proof lacks
mathematical vigour, but ...
In mathematics, the repeating decimal 0.99999...
can be shown to be equal to the number 1.
In other words, the symbols 0.99999... and 1
represent the same number.
Refer Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0.999
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Drawing of a slim body on a fat woman's dress 😊
"Hey lady,
You ain't fooling anybody ! 😊"
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The Dalai Lama, when asked
what surprised him most about humanity,
answered:
Man.
Because he sacrifices his health
in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future
that he does not enjoy the present.
The result being that
he does not live in the present or the future ...
He lives as if he is never going to die,
and then dies having never really lived.
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Sex in the eye of an electrician ...
Nothing more dangerous
than an electrician with a pen
I'll never look at a power outlet the same again !
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