Astronaut nose itches

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My nose itches !

(I think ...
Sneezing in your helmet would be much worse
then just your nose itching ... lol !)

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Devoted husband

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(This is for all you women
who think all men are heartless ...

Sort of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it ?)


Husband to wife:
"I figured you should have breakfast in bed
on your birthday.  Can you reach the stove ok ?"

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iPhone, iPod, iPad, iPaid

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Son         : iPone
Daugther: iPod
Wife        : iPad
Husband: iPaid !

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Marital Status vs Neckline

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The neckline tell you whether she is:
Single - Married - Happily married

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How stupid can you be

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I have to stop saying 'How stupid can you be'.
I think people are starting to take it
as a challenge.

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Ask for salary increase by shaving pubic hair

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Husband:
Today I have a meeting with my boss,
to ask for an increase in my salary.

Wife: Me Too.

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