Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Human evolution


Gorilla: "Please stop saying you evolved from us. You guys are assholes."
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Saturday, March 19, 2016

Flash testicles in job interview


Female personnel director
to job applicant flashing testicles:

"Very interesting Mr Walker ...
but I said let me see your testimonials."



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Monday, March 14, 2016

Face on Microstrobos Falls


A happy face looking down from Microstrobos Falls, Lindeman Pass, Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia
(Click on the image to enlarge it.)

I came across this waterfall during a walk on Lindeman Pass in the Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia. Photos and a report on this excursion are in my blog:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2015/12/roberts-pass-lindeman-pass-prince-henry.html
It is curious that no one has noticed the face except me  :-)

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Friday, March 4, 2016

Marriage Training


Boy: Daddy, I want to marry.
Dad: First say sorry.

Boy: For what ?
Dad: Say sorry.

Boy: But for what ?  What I have done ?
Dad: You first say sorry.

Boy: But ... what's my fault?
Dad: You first say sorry.

Boy: But why ???
Dad: You first say sorry.

Boy: Please, at least tell me a reason!
Dad: You first say sorry.

Boy: Ok Dad ... I am sorry !!

Dad: Now you are ready.
Your training is complete.
When you learn to say sorry without any reason,
you can marry.



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