Life is like a penis

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Life is like a penis ...
simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely.
Then a woman makes it hard.

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Chinese Adam and Eve - 2

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If Adam and Eve were Chinese ...
They had roasted the snake !

(Instead of being tempted by the snake
to try the apple.)

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Nice toys for daddy

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Kid:   Daddy, why do you have to go to work every day?
Dad:  To buy nice toys.
Kid:   But all of my toys are shit.
Dad:  LOL, mine ain't.

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Knee hurt when hiking

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How's your knee ?
Not bad. It only hurts when I walk.

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