Fish bite twice a day

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(In a boat)
Homer Simpson to Bart:

Fish bite twice a day ...

Before I get to the lake
And after I leave !

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This is your life !

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Presenter announces:
Blimey !

If you have any children in the house,
switch your darn set off !


(A Bamforth card ... on THIS IS YOUR LIFE)

"This Is Your Life" was a
television documentary and reality series/show.

In the program, the presenter surprised
celebrity guests with a show documenting
their lives ...

in front of an audience, including participation
from colleagues, friends, and family.

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What archaeologist will find in 100 years

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In 100 years, archaeologist will find
    -  Silicone breast implants
    -  Sexy lip fillers
in female skeletons.

But where are the fake eye lashes ?

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Boat ran out of petrol

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Guy to girl ... on a date, in a boat:

The last time I ran out of petrol,
you walked home alone.
Can you swim ?

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