Friday, May 8, 2009

Marriage, before & after

Before marriage:
  John - Ah ... At last, I can hardly wait.
  Jane - Do you want me to leave?
  John - NO! Don't even think about it.
  Jane - Do you love me?
  John - Of course! Always have and always will.
  Jane - Have you ever cheated on me?
  John - NO! Why are you even asking?
  Jane - Will you kiss me?
  John - Every chance I get.
  Jane - Will you hit me?
  John - Hell no! Are you crazy?
  Jane - Can I trust you?
  John - Yes.
  Jane - Darling!

After marriage - Read from the bottom back to the top.

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