One man's Funnies: January 2010

Thursday, January 28, 2010

As soon as the Viagra kicks in, it is game on!

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Two old ladies playing quoits

As soon as the Viagra kicks in, it's game on.

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Saturday, January 23, 2010

Sign on church: Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake, and the snake didn't have a leg to stand on.

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Sign outside church

Adam blamed Eve.
Eve blamed the snake.
And the snake didn't have a leg to stand on.

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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

No wonder the Middle East is in deep shit !

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No wonder the Middle East is in deep shit ...
just look at this world map !!!

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Thursday, January 14, 2010

Craig's postings on lampposts

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FOR SALE

This lamppost. As is where is.
Light fittings and chattels included.

$50 ONO or
will consider swap for a children's play house
and have a slab of beer.

Meet me here at midnight if you're interested.

You may need a spade.

-- Craig

LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND.

I'm 35
and I have an extensive DVD collection.

I can cook a little
and will even do some cleaning.

If you have a big TV
then meet me here at 6pm Friday
and we can go on a date.

It'll be fun.

I'll be wearing
one white thong
one brown thong
so you can recognise me.

-- Craig

SOCKS

Apparently there is a $500 fine for
putting signs up on lampposts in this area.

If you see me putting this up
can you do me a favour
and not tell anybody ?
Thanks.

While you're doing me favours,
what are you like at darning ?

It seems to be a lost skill in this disposable age.

So if you can't darn then it'll be fine
if you just get me a new pair of socks
(size 13).

Thanks again.
-- Craig