Craig's postings on lampposts

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FOR SALE

This lamppost. As is where is.
Light fittings and chattels included.

$50 ONO  or
will consider swap for a children's play house
and have a slab of beer.

Meet me here at midnight if you're interested.

You may need a spade.

-- Craig

LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND.

I'm 35
and I have an extensive DVD collection.

I can cook a little
and will even do some cleaning.

If you have a big TV
then meet me here at 6pm Friday
and we can go on a date.

It'll be fun.

I'll be wearing
    one white thong
    one brown thong
so you can recognise me.

-- Craig

SOCKS

Apparently there is a $500 fine for
putting signs up on lampposts in this area.

If you see me putting this up
can you do me a favour
and not tell anybody ?
Thanks.

While you're doing me favours,
what are you like at darning ?

It seems to be a lost skill in this disposable age.

So if you can't darn then it'll be fine
if you just get me a new pair of socks
(size 13).

Thanks again.
-- Craig

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