Steve Jobs rings up Bill Gates from iCloud: "Hi Bill Gates, guess where I'm calling you from?"
Steve Jobs in iCloud to God about iHarp:
"When is the last time this device was upgraded?
It really needs to be more user friendly.
Who's in charge of innovation up here?
Is this available in other colours?"
God to Steve Jobs in iCloud:
"To be honest, Mr Jobs, the last time an Apple caused so much excitement around here involved Adam, Eve and a snake ..."
God in iCloud to Moses:
"Moses, meet Steve. He's gonna upgrade your tableds ..."
"iCame, iSaw, iConquered"