Being a senior citizen really sucks !

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She is single.
She lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my patio.

I watched as she got home from work
this evening.

I was surprised when she walked
across the street, up my driveway,
and knocked on the door.

I rushed to open it.

She looked at me and said,
"I just got home,
and I have this strong urge to have
     a good time,
     dance,
     get drunk,
     and make love tonight !
Are you doing anything tonight ?"

I quickly replied,
"Nope, I'm free !"

She said, "Great ! ... Could you watch my dog ?"

Being a senior citizen really sucks !

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