Lady selling Margaritas on the beach

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For all of you folks thirsting for ways
to make a buck 😊 ...

And they say there are no new business ideas !?!

Here is a lady selling Margaritas on the beach,
reportedly clearing $1250.00 per day.
The jobs are out there!

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Innovative Product: Bicycle for women

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One woman to another
on a new exercise bicycle design:

The faster you peddle,
the faster his tongue goes in and out.

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Mosquito shot down by man farting in bed

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Mosquito shot down by man farting in bed

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House for sale

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House for Sale by Owner
Because my neighbor is an asshole!

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YouTwitFace

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Rumour has it that YouTube, Twitter and Facebook
are going to be merged into a single website ...

YouTwitFace 😊

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I see three pigs

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I see three pigs.

Why?
What did you see ?
You have a dirty mind !

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Yoga - The master and the girl

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Master  - Sitting on a bed of nails
Woman - Sitting on one nail only !

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Fire Rainbows

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http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap080610.html

A Fire Rainbow over
Whiting, New Jersey, USA in late May 2008.

Credit & Copyright: Paul Gitto
(Arcturus Observatory)

What is that inverted rainbow in the sky ?

It is a circumhorizon arc created by ice, not fire.
Sometimes known as a fire rainbow
for its flame-like appearance.

For a circumhorizon arc to be visible,
the Sun must be at least 58 degrees high in a sky
where cirrus clouds are present.

Furthermore,
the numerous, flat, hexagonal ice-crystals that
compose the cirrus cloud must be
aligned horizontally to properly refract sunlight
like a single gigantic prism.

Therefore,
circumhorizon arcs are quite unusual to see.

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http://www.atoptics.co.uk/halo/cha2.htm

Summertime Halo:
A colourful circumhorizon arc spans the sky
near Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada.

The halo lights brightest where
the cirrus is thickest.

Note the enormous size of the halo
and its pure spectral colours.

Imaged by Marc Sorensen in the summer of 2003.

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Rare "Rainbow" Spotted Over Idaho

It looks like a rainbow that's been set on fire,
but this phenomenon is as cold as ice.

Known in the weather world
as a circumhorizontal arc,
this rare sight was caught on film on June 3, 2006,
as it hung over northern Idaho
near the Washington State border.

The arc isn't a rainbow in the traditional sense.
It is caused by light passing through
wispy, high-altitude cirrus clouds.

The sight occurs
only when the sun is very high in the sky
(more than 58-degree above the horizon).

What's more,
the hexagonal ice crystals that make up
cirrus clouds must be shaped like thick plates
with their faces parallel to the ground.

When light enters
through a vertical side face of such an ice crystal
and leaves from the bottom face,
it refracts, or bends, in the same way
that light passes through a prism.

If a cirrus's crystals are aligned just right,
the whole cloud lights up in a spectrum of colors.

This particular arc
spanned several hundred square miles of sky
and lasted for about an hour.

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Don't drink and fly

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Don't drink and fly !

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Look up skirt, girl's bum exposed

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On a public street:

Looking up skirt !  :-)
Girl's bum exposed !  :-)

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Witch flies into pole

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Dear Boss,

My mother died tragically yesterday,
whilst on her way to do a little shopping.
I will therefore need to take a few days off.

A photo of the accident is attached
so you know I am not just taking a "sickie".

Yours sincerely.

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Batgirl

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Batgirl
Her Batman's symbol

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The January 2011 big flood through out Australia

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In memory of:
January 2011 big flood throughout Australia

Asylum seekers in a rickety boat
having trouble in finding Australia from a map ...

"That's odd ...
Australia should be around here somewhere."

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Immigration hotline

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"You have reached the U.S. Immigration Hotline.
Press 1 if you speak English.
Press 2 to disconnect until you learn how."

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Difference between man & woman

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Girl: Hhmmm ...
         6 feet tall
         26 years old
         4 years of college
         2 years of gradate school
         $45-50,000 a year

Man: Hhmmm ...
          2 tits
          1 pussy
          A perfect figure

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In memory of January 2011 big flood through out Australia

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Map of Australia !
Formed by a pool of water on a bush track.

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Horror movie for chicken

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Chicken watching a horror movie ...
A roasted chicken in a microwave oven

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Woman asks shop assistant to hold a dress until it is 75% off

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Woman shopper:
   Would you please hold this outfit for me ?

Shop assistant:
   Until when ?

Woman shopper:
   Until it's 75% off.

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Wife blastes unfaithful husband on billboard

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Hi Steven,
Do I have your attention now?

I know all about her,
you dirty, sneaky, immoral, unfaithful,
       poorly-endowed slimeball.
Everything's caught on tape.

Your (soon-to-be-ex) Wife, Emily

p.s. I paid for this billboard
       from OUR joint bank account.

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How to walk on the Great Wall of China

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The best way to walk on the Great Wall of China
is upside down on your hands.

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Lucky cows

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Lucky cows watching girl exposing her breasts

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Special Offer

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Special Offer - 2 drinks for the price of 2 drinks

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Woman driving dog

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How do you know when it is time to stop driving?

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Danger: Do not drink this water

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Sign on a urinal wall

Danger
Do not drink this water

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After a two year visit to the United States, Michelangelo's David is returning to Italy...

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After a two year visit to the United States,
Michelangelo's David is returning to Italy ...

His proud sponsors were :
   - McDonald's
   - KFC
   - Burger King
   - Starbucks Coffee

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The worst part of censorship is ...

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The worst part of censorship is ...
XXXX

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Dogs line up to piss under a tree

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What will happen if we cut down too many trees
???

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If women rule the world

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If women ruled the world ...

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Wombat passes out square shit

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The Australian wombat is a dice maker ...

... passes out square shit,
so they can remain in place
on top of a rock or log and won't roll away.


More infomation on the square shit is in this link:
http://zactopia.wordpress.com/2010/08/16/why-you-should-give-a-square-shit-about-wombats/

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Letter to Dr Ruth

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Dear Dr Ruth,
I'm writing to tell you my problem.
It seems I have been married to
a sex maniac for the past 22 years.

He makes love to me regardless what I am doing:
ironing, washing dishes, sweeping etc.

I would like to know if there is anything you ...

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Small gift

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Woman to guy when receiving a gift:

Oh darling,
when you said you had a small gift for me,
I thought you were going to unzip your pants.

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iPhone stolen

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If you can read this, somebody stole my iPone.

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Draw mother-in-law's face on wife's bum

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Husband to wife:
As soon as I finish this drawing of your mother,
then we'll do it doggy-style, okay?"

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Having a drink - difference between man and woman

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Having a drink ...
The difference between man and woman.

And thank God you are a man.

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Money isn't everything

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Money isn't everything ...
    It can buy a bed - but not sleep.
    It can buy a clock - but not time.
    It can buy a book - but not knowledge.
    It can buy a position - but not respect.
    It can buy a medicine - but not health.
    It can buy a blood - but not life.
    It can buy a sex - but not love.

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

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Women are angels, unless you break their wings ...

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In case you don't know ...

Women are Angels.

And when someone breaks their wings,
they simply continue to fly ...

... on a broomstick.
They are flexible like that.

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Girl wants shoes to match her breasts!

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Blonde girl to shoe salesman
while baring her breasts:

"I want something that goes with these !!"

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Difference between women and men

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Difference between women and men:
The way they view themselves in front of a mirror.

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Nurse exposes breasts

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Nurse exposes breasts,
so patient's eyes can be wide open for
eye drops  :-)

One nurse to another:
Ok, his eyes are wide open.  Now put the drops in !

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Uneven nipples - Model sues Mexican plastic surgeon for not making her nipples even after a breast implant

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