Can you make this?

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For all you budding engineers:

Can you create these Escheresque building parts
from the blueprint ?
    - 3.1416 ambihelical hexnut
    - 1 rectabular excursion bracket
    - 1 trichotometric indicator support

The parts are:

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Happy Mother's Day - from dog

Happy Mother's Day to the person who usually gets stuck with feeding me, and walking me, and cleaning up after me, and taking me to the vet's, and hugging me, and worrying about me.
-- From the dog

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Happy Mother's Day - you are a Super Wonder Woman

I'm not saying I am Wonder Woman.  I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room.

Kid 1: "See, I told Ya!"
Kid 2: "So, that's how she does it."

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Claustrophobia, fear of closed spaces

Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces. For example, I'm on my way to a liquor store right now and I'm afraid it might be closed.

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From Golden Ratio to golden arse

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In mathematics,
two quantities are in the golden ratio φ
(phi, or 1.6180339887...)
if their ratio is the same as the ratio of their sum
to the larger of the two quantities.

Geometrically, the golden ratio represented as
a line divided into two segments, "a" and "b",
such that the entire line
is to the longer "a" segment
as the "a" segment is to the shorter "b" segment.

Expressed algebraically,
for quantities a and b,
with a > b

Many artists and architects have proportioned
their works to approximate the golden ratio ...

especially in the form of the golden rectangle,
in which the ratio of the longer side
to the shorter side is the golden ratio ...

believing this proportion to be
aesthetically pleasing.

In geometry, a golden spiral is a logarithmic spiral
whose growth factor is the golden ratio φ (phi).

That is, a golden spiral gets wider
(or further from its origin)
by a factor of φ for every quarter turn it makes.

Below is the figure of
an approximate and true Golden Spirals.

The green spiral is made from quarter-circles
tangent to the interior of each square,
while the red spiral is a Golden Spiral.

Overlapping portions appear in yellow.

The length of the side of one square
divided by that of the next smaller square
is the golden ratio φ (phi).

Now, what do you get
when you put 2 golden spirals together ? ...

A most aesthetically pleasing Golden Arse !

All very well, you say.
But what can you do with a Golden Arse ?

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Good wine

The secret of enjoying a good wine.
1. Open the bottle to allow it to breathe.
2. If it does not look like it is breathing, give it mouth to mouth.

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Income Tax Query - Golden Arse is the explanation

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"Hello, is this Miss Singleton ?"

"Yes, it is."

"Miss Singleton,
This is John Smith, your tax accountant.

I must inform you,
your tax statement was rejected.
They say that your salary and your possessions
are incompatible ...

... Your salary as a secretary is too low for you
to be able to afford:
   - a luxury apartment
   - a new Mercedes-Benz
   - expensive clothing
   - jewelry
   - vacations in Europe
   - etc."

"Oh, and what can I do about it Mr Smith ?"

"Well, let's do the following:
Send me a recent copy of
your principal source of income,
and I'll see what I can do with it."

"Very well Mr Smith.
I am making a photocopy of it now,
and I will email it to you shortly."

Well, she must have the Golden Arse ...

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Father grows tree for son

"Son, one day you will appreciate the truly important things in life."
"Thanks, Dad!"

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Landslide over a highway in Taiwan

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An entire hill slid over National Highway No 3,
close to Keelung in north Taiwan.

The landslide happened on 2010-04-25
and I was on this highway few days earlier.
Jesus ... that was too close for comfort.

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I must be a genius

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The smarter a woman is,
the harder it is to find the right man.


"I must be a genius !"

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What a tangled mess !

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Four photographs taken in 2013 November ...

Vietnam, Hanoi: Street electricity wiring at the junction of Hang Bac Street and Ma May Street

Close up view of the tangled mess of electricity wiring of the above photo.

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Vietnam, Hanoi: Street electricity wiring at the junction of Dao Duy Tu Street and Hang Chieu Street

Close up view of the tangled mess of electricity wiring of the pole on the right side of the above photo.

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Internet dating

She met him on the internet.
He said he lived in a gated community.

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Seagull blocking a view

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Seagulls can be such a nuisance to men.

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Team work

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Railway line not meeting ...
Example of a good team work   :-)

LOL   !!!

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Woman with a neck pillow

There is a right way and a wrong way to carry your beige coloured neck pillow through the airport.

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Divided bed - Her side, His side

Is your bed different? And where is the dog's side?

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Rubbish in my neighbour's porch

We live in a middle class suburb, everyone own their own home, and all the houses are well maintained ... except my neighbour's - the McDonald family. Check out these rubbish in their front porch ... the rubbish have been there for a few years and rats bred from there.

The owner is a divorced woman, living with a grown up son who seems to be a sensible guy and have a good job. Why doesn't he advise his mom to clear out the rubbish?

A married daughter who doesn't live there, comes home every now and then to visit her mom. She also seems to be sensible ... why doesn't she advise her mom about the ungainly rubbish too?

Strange family !!!

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Valentine's Day

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[In a Tasmania newspaper called
Examiner on Valentine's day]

Jodie

Not sure how many characters I can fit into
one advertisement, but here goes nothing.
I wanted to ask you a very important
and timely question.
Seeing as it is Valentine's Day, will you ma

... Continued ...

ke dinner tonight or will I ?
Because I kind of wanted to finish Breaking Bad
[American TV crime series].
Anyway, let me know.

- Love Alex.

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Alarm knocker

At the turn of the 20th century in England, before alarm clocks were reliable or affordable, people would pay a 'knocker up' to knock on their window to wake them.

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Cheating in exam

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Such a brilliance and audaciousness !!!

This guy has a bright future
regardless how he goes in the exams.

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New Year's resolutions

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Is your New Year's resolutions different from this one?

7. And not to misplace this note again.

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Difference between mother and children on 1st day of school

Mother jumps up with joy on first day of school.

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A woman's age

The seven ages of woman:
9, 19, 29, 39, 39, 39, 39
Here lies xxx, age 39.

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Pluviophile

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Pluviophile - (n) a lover of rain.
Someone who finds joy and peace of mind
during rainy days.

You learn a new word everyday !

Actually, if you search the internet,
another meaning of Pluviophile is:
A person who gets sexually aroused by the rain.

Really ???
Where can I meet such a person ???

Where can I meet a pluviophile ???
I want one !!!

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Little girl kisses dog in the middle of the road

What a lovely photograph !

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Front view or side view?

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This is brilliant, a half face image that contains 2 faces !!!

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Love for old couple

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Love is supporting each other in old age.

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Female Polygamist

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Why you rarely see a female polygamist ...

Woman:
"You mean none of you took out the trash?"

But let's be pedantic:
    Polyandry:
    Woman having more than one husband

   Polylazyandry:
    Woman having more than one lazy husband

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Pink ducks

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Were these ducks genuinely pink or
did someone dump a bucket of dye over them ?

Location:
Half way between Lao Chai and
Ta Van village near Sapa town, Vietnam
2013 Nov

PS: I have an answer ...
The owner in the village did it  :-)

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Penis are like question and exclamation marks

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Penis - Before and after Viagra

Before: Question mark
After: Exclamation mark

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Politicians siphoning off money

Hmmm ... not just Filipino politicians

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Daffy Duck talked to himself

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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Dog pissing directly into toilet bowl

Just how do you train a dog to do that?

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Clock for mathematicians

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To all you budding mathematicians ... what is wrong with this clock?

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Which underwear should I wear today

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Which underwear should I wear today ?

How women decide:

How men decide:

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How to turn women on ...

George Mallory, a famous British mountaineer was quoted as having replied to the question "Why do you want to climb Mount Everest?" with the retort "Because it's there."
Well, why don't men do the dishes because it is there ???

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