Friday, October 28, 2016

Teaching the meaning of "Politics"


The word "POLITICS" is derived from the word "poly" meaning "many" and the word "ticks" meaning "blood sucking parasites".
An oldie and still a goodie and still relevant !!!

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Monday, October 24, 2016

Content of women's magazines as a pie chart


Content of women's magazines
as a pie chart


- You're beautiful just the way you are
- Ads about losing 20 pounds in 4 weeks



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Thursday, October 13, 2016

Life is a vicious circle


Life's an uphill climb ... that keeps getting steeper.
But if you stay determined & focused ... wait; what the fuck ?!

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Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Optical illusion - 12 black dots


It may look like a moving GIF,
but it is actually just a still JPG.

By Jacques Ninio.

The grid features 12 black dots.
However, it’s nearly impossible to see them all at one time.

The reason has to do with our relatively poor peripheral vision.

Basically our brain attempts to account for this uncertain periphery by simply assuming the regular pattern of gray lines would extend out into the periphery.



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Sunday, September 18, 2016

Thursday, September 8, 2016

Peopley


Some days I stay inside because it feels too peopley out there.
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Saturday, September 3, 2016

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Sunday, August 14, 2016

Confession on Facebook


"Forgive me father, for I have sinned."
"I know. I read all about it on Facebook."


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Thursday, July 28, 2016

Best form of birth control after 50


And then she asked "What's the best form of birth control after 50?"
I said "Nudity"

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Saturday, July 23, 2016

Rock looks like a crocodile's head


On the trip to climb Mt Towinhingy near Dunns Swamp in Wollemi National Park, NSW, Australia, I saw this rock that looks like the head of a crocodile.
( Photos and trip report on the Mt Towinhingy climb are in my blog:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2016/02/mt-towinhingy-wollemi-nat-pk-nsw.html
)
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Monday, July 18, 2016

Faces on rocks


On the trip to climb Mt Touwouwan near Dunns Swamp in Wollemi National Park, NSW, Australia, I keep seeing faces on rocks.
( Photos and a write up on the climb are in my blog:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2016/02/mt-touwouwan-wollemi-nat-pk-nsw.html )


Below are 4 faces from the above mentioned blog.  Has anyone noticed them besides me?

1)  Taken at Pagoda Lookout, a detour on the way to climb Mt Touwouwan ~~~

Actually it looks more like the Sphinx.
I have been climbing on the rocks. For example, I was on top of the rock pointed to by the red arrow ... see my trip report in the above mentioned blog


2)  Taken on the return trip after climbing Mt Touwouwan ~~~
This one looks like the face of a frog.


3)  On the bank of Cudgegong River ~~~
This face even has a tougue.


4)  Also on the bank of Cudgegong River ~~~
A happy Buddha


Faces I saw on other climbing trips:

- A face-like rock near the summit of Tinderry Twin, NSW, Australia ... click on this link:
http://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com.au/2016/01/face-like-rock.html

- A face on Microstrobos Falls along Linkdeman Pass, Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia ... click on this link:
http://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com.au/2016/03/face-on-microstrobos-fallsjpg.html

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Saturday, July 9, 2016

Chess - Dancing Queen


Try these 4 chess puzzles ...
You'll be mesmerized by the White Queen dancing across the chessboard !


Puzzle 1 - White to move and win.


Puzzle 2 - White to move and win.


Puzzle 3 - White to move and win.


Puzzle 4 - White to move and win.


(Solutions: See Comment Section)

If you know other delightful dancing Queen puzzles, please let me know.

By the way, all my posts on chess can be found in this link:
https://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com/search/label/Chess%20puzzle


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Sunday, July 3, 2016

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Kick politicians out of congress


Opinion pollster: "What should we do with people who rely on government handouts but are too lazy to work?"
Citizen: "Kick them out of congress!"

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Saturday, June 18, 2016

Monday, June 13, 2016

Single-core Apple processor


I finally gave in and bought my first Apple device. I have to say I'm impressed, even if it is only a single-core processor.
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Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Life is like a bottle


Life boils down to four bottles ...
   - Milk bottle
   - Coca-cola bottle
   - Beer bottle
   - Drip bottle
Shit... I'm already in the third one.



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Friday, June 3, 2016

Girl exposing breasts to prove ...


Is this girl old enough to drive ?

Proof :

Needless to say,
there's no doubt in the cop's mind
that she is old enough to drive.



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Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Sunday, April 24, 2016

Sand removal service - by vacuum cleaner


At a beach:

Man offers vacuum cleaning
to remove sand from crack of ass and crotch.   :-)

To all those who are unemployed ...
You can earn an income this way !



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Monday, April 18, 2016

Thursday, April 14, 2016

Heart-shaped pool


This heart-shaped pool is at Diamond Head, Crowdy Bay National Park, NSW Central Coast, Australia.
More photographs of the lovely Diamond Head headland are in my blog:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2015/11/diamond-head-nsw-australia-2015-11.html

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Sunday, April 3, 2016

The internet is down


Husband:
"WOW Honey, the house is so clean !
Was the internet down today ?"

Wife:
"No honey, it is my other lover
who actually cares for living together as equals.
Your stuff is packed; it's in the garage."


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Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Human evolution


Gorilla: "Please stop saying you evolved from us. You guys are assholes."
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Saturday, March 19, 2016

Flash testicles in job interview


In a job interview:


Female personnel director
to job applicant flashing testicles:

"Very interesting Mr Walker ...
but I said let me see your testimonials."



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Monday, March 14, 2016

Face on Microstrobos Falls


A happy face looking down from Microstrobos Falls, Lindeman Pass, Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia
(Click on the image to enlarge it.)

I came across this waterfall during a walk on Lindeman Pass in the Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia. Photos and a report on this excursion are in my blog:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2015/12/roberts-pass-lindeman-pass-prince-henry.html
It is curious that no one has noticed the face except me  :-)

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Friday, March 4, 2016

Marriage Training


Boy: Daddy, I want to marry.
Dad: First say sorry.

Boy: For what ?
Dad: Say sorry.

Boy: But for what ?  What I have done ?
Dad: You first say sorry.

Boy: But ... what's my fault?
Dad: You first say sorry.

Boy: But why ???
Dad: You first say sorry.

Boy: Please, at least tell me a reason!
Dad: You first say sorry.

Boy: Ok Dad ... I am sorry !!

Dad: Now you are ready.
Your training is complete.
When you learn to say sorry without any reason,
you can marry.



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Monday, February 29, 2016

Who needs to go in when the advice is displayed at the door !


Planned Parenthood
Entrance in Rear



Northampton General Hospital
    - Family planning advice
    - Use rear entrance


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Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Bedroom & closet swap


1st woman: "So your bedroom is now your closet, and your closet is now your bedroom."
2nd woman: "I finally got my priorities straight !"

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Sunday, February 14, 2016

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

When a woman says "nothing's wrong"


Homer Simpson to Bart:

When a woman says "nothing's wrong",
that means everything's wrong.

And when a woman says "everything's wrong",
that means everything's wrong.



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Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Monday, January 18, 2016

Face-like rock


An interesting face like rock at the summit of
Tinderry Twin Peak, NSW, Australia


It is not hard to climb Tinderry Twin.
If you are fit and healthy, have a go at it.

Photographs and details on how to climb
this mountain are in my blog:
https://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2015/10/tinderry-twin-tinderry-peak-nsw.html

As to the rock ...
Even if you don't climb it, you'll enjoy
marveling at it from the summit.







By the way,
The woman who climbed this rock is Ruoran Zhou.

If you know her whereabouts, please contact me.
Or ask her to contact me.
( My email address: mntviews@gmail.com )

Thank you !


Background:

- Ruoran Zhou was born in China.
- Studied & worked in Denmark.
- Came to Sydney Australia in 2014 (or 2015) ???

- Hobby in Sydney: Bushwalking / climbing / hiking
  That's how I knew her.

- Left Australia in 2016.
  Perhaps around Oct/Nov/Dec ???
  To Denmark/China ???

- No one in Australia has heard from her since 😭


Some photographs of Ruoran Zhou are in this link:
https://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com/2022/03/ruoran-zhou.html


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