Relativity explained

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Amy Chi can explain Relativity better than Einstein !

"When I want to be close to my boyfriend,
    my hand is  blue-shifted."

"And when I'm dumping him quick and fast,
    my hand is  red-shifted !"

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Santa finds couple having sex on couch

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(Santa
down chimney
finds couple having on couch 😃)

Santa:  Errr ... We'll pop back later.

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How to organize chores

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I find it helps to organize chores into categories:
- Things I won't do now.
- Things I won't do later.
- Things I'll never do.

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Enough money for 3 beers only

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Daughter: Daddy, I want ice cream !

Daddy: Believe me, me too honey.
But mommy only gave us enough money for 3 beers !

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I hate hotel towels

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I hate hotel towels.
So thick and fluffy.
I can't even close my suitcase 😐.

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I've got brain :-)

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2024 October 18
A text message exchange:

Paul Ma:
    WOW !
    You are a painter too !
    You don't just a have a pretty smile.
    You are multi-talented !

Amy Chi:
    Yeah, I am not only "pretty" face,
    I've got Brian.

If you are the Brian ...
Lucky that she has you 😀😀😀
(Or unlucky you 😀😀😀)

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Warm spot on Valentine's Day

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Cat 1: Did you get me anything for Valentine's day ?
Cat 2: This warm spot.
Cat 1: Got you one too.
Cat 2: I love it.
Cat 1: Same.

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Camel's hump

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Pretty girl thinks the camel's hump is a giant penis !
😀😀😀

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Nothing done

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Somethime it takes me all day to get nothing done.

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Seatbelt across wife's mouth

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New seatbelt design:
Across wife's mouth

45% less car accidents !!!

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Dangerous Sports with wife

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Guy 1:  Do you play any dangerous sports ?
Guy 2:  Sometimes, I disagree with my wife.

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Dangerous Sports with girlfriend

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Guy 1:  Do you play any dangerous sports ?
Guy 2:  Sometimes, I disagree with my girlfriend.

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One word or two ?

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In a rest home ~~~

Old man     : How do you feel about sex ?
Old woman: I like it infrequently.
Old man     : Is that one word or two ?

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Getting fooled on election

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Wolf to sheep:
"Once elected, I will be vegetarian."

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Getting fooled on election day

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Probability of getting fooled on:
- April Fools Day
- election day

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Jesus, optical illusion

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Close your eyes.
Then barely open them to peek.
What do you see ?


Jesus, the sheperd

Jesus in a market in a city

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Weird Shadow

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Sornkin Lam's shadow
on the opposite wall and on the water.

But, how is this shadow formed ???
Ok, just a coincidence 😀

Location: Belmore Falls area
Morton National Park, NSW, Australia

2024-September-01

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Husband is in the garden

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1st woman : Where is your husband ?
2nd woman: We had an argument. He is in the garden.
1st woman : I was there and I didn't see him.
2nd woman: Dig deeper.

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A day in the life of Cherry

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Location:
   Porch of the Caryatids
   near Clarence, NSW


Reference:
https://www.bushexplorers.com.au/encyclopaedia/porch-of-the-caryatids

Porch of the Caryatids refers to a natural pagoda, located on the cliff top directly above the Main Western Line, between Tunnels No. 9 and 10.

This pagoda is underpinned by 8 brick columns to prevent it collapsing onto the railway line below.

Named by Michael Keats on a Bush Club walk on 2012-Feb-06.

(Caryatids are sculpted female figures serving as architectural supports taking the place of a column or a pillar. One of the best known examples is a porch annex to the Parthenon on the Acropolis in Athens, Greece.)



Photos

Sweet sexy Cherry in a bushwalk in high heels !
2024-August-03


1)  Cherry at Porch of the Caryatids.

2)  Geez ... Cherry is sexy !

3)  The one and only sweet sexy Cherry !

4)  You just have to love Cherry !

5)  I want Cherry !

6)  Cherry !
Love her legs and high heels !

7)  WOW !

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12)

Now, how can I to get a date with Cherry ???

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My gripe about ABC

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My gripe about
ABC (Austrlian Broadcasting Corporation)
😂😂😂


In 2024-July-25
ABC, in this link:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-25/watsons-tree-frog-castle-morton-national-park/104109412
used my photo on The Castle
but didn't give me any royalty !!!
😂😂😂

Photo:
The Castle
Morton National Park
NSW, Australia.

ABC sourced the photo
from the first picture in my blog:
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/2016/04/the-castle-nsw-morton-nat-pk-australia.html

2 people, left to right:
      - Frank Liu
      - David Hou

And ABC didn't give me any royalty !!!
😂😂😂

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Husband not taking wife out

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Wife       : Invite me at least to the restaurant or cinema !
Husband: I don't go out with married women, sorry.
Wife       : But I'm your wife.
Husband: I don't make exception !

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Where did grandpa grow up ?

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Little kid  : Gramma, where did you grow up ?
Grandma: I grew up in a little town called Oakley, Idaho.
Little kid  : Where did grampa grow up ?
Grandma: He didn't.

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Life coach

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Life coach: As your life coach, I will help you become the woman you want to be.
Woman    : What do you charge for this ?
Life coach: $1500 per hour.
Woman    : Then the woman I want to be is a life coach !

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Find 8

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Find 8 in a sea of B's.

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Went Chopin, Forgot Liszt, Go Bach

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I went Chopin ...
... But I forgot my Liszt.
Had to go Bach !

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One woman can handle many men's work

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In a job interview:

Interviewer: We're looking for someone who can do the work of six men.
Woman: That's a shame, I was looking for a full-time job !

Interviewer: We're looking for someone who can do the work of two men.
Woman: Oh, so it's only part-time ?

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Jesus died for our sins

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Jesus wants to remind you that
if you don't sin, he died for nothing.

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Enjoy life

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Old woman's advice to little girl on life:
It is only a short trip, enjoy it.

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Green pool at Mt Yulludunida

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Unusual green pool

Near top of Mt Yulludunida
Mt Kaputar National Park
NSW, Australia

The pool is formed by rain water.
Hence it can dry out.

Green colour comes from grass/moss
under the crystal-clear water.

I was lucky.
The 3 times I was up here
    2020-Nov  2022-Oct  2024-May
there were water.


1)  2022-Oct   (Lisa Li)
Photo by John Graham

2a)  2022-Oct   (Lisa Li)
Photo by Grace Fang

2b)  2020-Nov

2c)  2024-May

3a)  2020-Nov   (Jingda Chen)

3b)  2020-Nov

3c)  2024-May

4a)  2024-May   (Amy Chi)

4b)  2024-May

Trip reports:

2024-May  Under construction

2022-Oct
https://drive.google.com/file/d/10DnzI5u5QMwqwLQ7SUt3QkSXyDsDeXxw/view

2020-Nov
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1P5F7XZB7DwBW-j1NuFdlL7Znb3-UUBV0/view

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