Somethime it takes me all day to get nothing done.
One man's Funnies
Sunday, October 13, 2024
Nothing done
Somethime it takes me all day to get nothing done.
Tuesday, October 8, 2024
Seatbelt across wife's mouth
New seatbelt design:
Across wife's mouth
45% less car accidents !!!
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Thursday, October 3, 2024
Dangerous Sports with wife
Guy 1: Do you play any dangerous sports ?
Guy 2: Sometimes, I disagree with my wife.
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Dangerous Sports with girlfriend
Guy 1: Do you play any dangerous sports ?
Guy 2: Sometimes, I disagree with my girlfriend.
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Saturday, September 28, 2024
One word or two ?
In a rest home ~~~
Old man : How do you feel about sex ?
Old woman: I like it infrequently.
Old man : Is that one word or two ?
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Monday, September 23, 2024
Getting fooled on election
Wolf to sheep:
"Once elected, I will be vegetarian."
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Wednesday, September 18, 2024
Getting fooled on election day
Probability of getting fooled on:
- April Fools Day
- election day
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Friday, September 13, 2024
Jesus, optical illusion
Close your eyes.
Then barely open them to peek.
What do you see ?
Jesus, the sheperd
Jesus in a market in a city
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Tuesday, September 3, 2024
Weird Shadow
Sornkin Lam's shadow
on the opposite wall and on the water.
But, how is this shadow formed ???
Ok, just a coincidence 😀
Location: Belmore Falls area
Morton National Park, NSW, Australia
2024-September-01
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Thursday, August 8, 2024
Husband is in the garden
1st woman : Where is your husband ?
2nd woman: We had an argument. He is in the garden.
1st woman : I was there and I didn't see him.
2nd woman: Dig deeper.
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Saturday, August 3, 2024
A day in the life of Cherry
Location:
Porch of the Caryatids
near Clarence, NSW
Reference:
https://www.bushexplorers.com.au/encyclopaedia/porch-of-the-caryatids
Porch of the Caryatids refers to a natural pagoda, located on the cliff top directly above the Main Western Line, between Tunnels No. 9 and 10.
This pagoda is underpinned by 8 brick columns to prevent it collapsing onto the railway line below.
Named by Michael Keats on a Bush Club walk on 2012-Feb-06.
(Caryatids are sculpted female figures serving as architectural supports taking the place of a column or a pillar. One of the best known examples is a porch annex to the Parthenon on the Acropolis in Athens, Greece.)
Photos
Sweet sexy Cherry in a bushwalk in high heels !
2024-August-03
1) Cherry at Porch of the Caryatids.
2) Geez ... Cherry is sexy !
3) The one and only sweet sexy Cherry !
4) You just have to love Cherry !
5) I want Cherry !
6) Cherry !
Love her legs and high heels !
7) WOW !
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Now, how can I to get a date with Cherry ???
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Tuesday, July 23, 2024
My gripe about ABC
My gripe about
ABC (Austrlian Broadcasting Corporation)
😂😂😂
In 2024-July-25
ABC, in this link:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-25/watsons-tree-frog-castle-morton-national-park/104109412
used my photo on The Castle
but didn't give me any royalty !!!
😂😂😂
Photo:
The Castle
Morton National Park
NSW, Australia.
ABC sourced the photo
from the first picture in my blog:
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/2016/04/the-castle-nsw-morton-nat-pk-australia.html
2 people, left to right:
- Frank Liu
- David Hou
And ABC didn't give me any royalty !!!
😂😂😂
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Saturday, July 13, 2024
Husband not taking wife out
Wife : Invite me at least to the restaurant or cinema !
Husband: I don't go out with married women, sorry.
Wife : But I'm your wife.
Husband: I don't make exception !
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Monday, July 8, 2024
Where did grandpa grow up ?
Little kid : Gramma, where did you grow up ?
Grandma: I grew up in a little town called Oakley, Idaho.
Little kid : Where did grampa grow up ?
Grandma: He didn't.
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Wednesday, July 3, 2024
Life coach
Life coach: As your life coach, I will help you become the woman you want to be.
Woman : What do you charge for this ?
Life coach: $1500 per hour.
Woman : Then the woman I want to be is a life coach !
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Thursday, June 13, 2024
Find 8
Saturday, June 8, 2024
Went Chopin, Forgot Liszt, Go Bach
I went Chopin ...
... But I forgot my Liszt.
Had to go Bach !
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Monday, June 3, 2024
One woman can handle many men's work
In a job interview:
Interviewer: We're looking for someone who can do the work of six men.
Woman: That's a shame, I was looking for a full-time job !
Interviewer: We're looking for someone who can do the work of two men.
Woman: Oh, so it's only part-time ?
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Tuesday, May 28, 2024
Jesus died for our sins
Jesus wants to remind you that
if you don't sin, he died for nothing.
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Thursday, May 23, 2024
Enjoy life
Old woman's advice to little girl on life:
It is only a short trip, enjoy it.
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Saturday, May 18, 2024
Green pool at Mt Yulludunida
Unusual green pool
Near top of Mt Yulludunida
Mt Kaputar National Park
NSW, Australia
The pool is formed by rain water.
Hence it can dry out.
Green colour comes from grass/moss
under the crystal-clear water.
I was lucky.
The 3 times I was up here
2020-Nov 2022-Oct 2024-May
there were water.
1) 2022-Oct (Lisa Li)
Photo by John Graham
2a) 2022-Oct (Lisa Li)
Photo by Grace Fang
2b) 2020-Nov
2c) 2024-May
3a) 2020-Nov (Jingda Chen)
3b) 2020-Nov
3c) 2024-May
4a) 2024-May (Amy Chi)
4b) 2024-May
Trip reports:
2024-May Under construction
2022-Oct
https://drive.google.com/file/d/10DnzI5u5QMwqwLQ7SUt3QkSXyDsDeXxw/view
2020-Nov
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1P5F7XZB7DwBW-j1NuFdlL7Znb3-UUBV0/view
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Monday, May 13, 2024
Receptionist drinks Earl Grey tea
Funeral parlour director to receptionist:
Chelsea, Ms Grey is here to pick up her husband's remains.
I left them on your desk.
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Friday, March 8, 2024
Glow-worms
Arachnocampa richardsae
Glow-worms
Greater Sydney / Blue Mountains
NSW, Australia
Glow-worms are insects having a bioluminescent larval stage.
The roof of a cave / overhang covered with glow-worms can look remarkably like a blue starry night sky ... due to the collective bioluminescent glow from the larvae.
The larva hangs down sticky silk threads from the ceiling of a cave. The glow from its head attracts prey and ensnare them in the threads.
Generally glow-worms have few predators.
Their greatest danger is from human interference.
More details are in wikipedia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arachnocampa
Photos/videos here are from my trips:
- 2024-Jun-08 Night walk
Birdwood Gully, Springwood, NSW
Detailed trip report:
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/2024/06/birdwood-gully-blue-mountains-nsw.html
- 2024-Mar-07 Night walk
Birdwood Gully, Springwood, NSW
- 2023-Dec-16 Abseil & swims at night
Grand Canyon, Blackheath, NSW
- 2020-Jul-11 Bushwalk
Glowworm Tunnel, Gardens of Stone NP, NSW
1) Video: Glow-worm moving in UV light.
- Location: Birdwood Gully, Springwood
- Note: Slightly clearer videos are in:
YouTube: https://youtube.com/shorts/qHG3q9e_F48
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C4Q9FUZCOUK/
Video by: John Graham
2) Location: Birdwood Gully, Springwood
Photographer: John Graham
3) Location: Grand Canyon, Blackheath
Photographer: John Graham
4) Location: Glowworm Tunnel, Gardens of Stone NP
Photographer: Yours Truly 😊
5) Location: Grand Canyon, Blackheath
Photographer: John Graham
6) Location: Grand Canyon, Blackheath
Photographer: John Graham
7) Location: Birdwood Gully, Springwood
Photographer: John Graham
8) Location: Birdwood Gully, Springwood
Photographer: John Graham
9) Sticky silk threads hanging down from ceiling.
Location: Grand Canyon, Blackheath
Photographer: John Graham
10) Sticky silk threads hanging down from ceiling.
Location: Birdwood Gully, Springwood
Photographer: John Graham
11) Sticky silk threads hanging down from ceiling.
Location: Birdwood Gully, Springwood
Photographer: Melody Guo
12) Location: Birdwood Gully, Springwood
Photographer: Elizabeth Zhu
13) Location: Birdwood Gully, Springwood
Photographer: Elizabeth Zhu
14) Location: Birdwood Gully, Springwood
Photographer: John Graham
15) Location: Birdwood Gully, Springwood
Photographer: John Graham
16) Location: Birdwood Gully, Springwood
Photographer: John Graham
17) A glow-worm and its sticky silk threads.
Under ultra-violet & red lights combination, they show up nicely.
Location: Birdwood Gully, Springwood
Photographer: Yours Truly 😊
Detailed report on the 2024-June-08 trip, to see the glow-worms, is in this link:
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/2024/06/birdwood-gully-blue-mountains-nsw.html
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