Monday, November 18, 2024

Santa finds couple having sex on couch


(Santa
down chimney
finds couple having on couch 😃)

Santa:  Errr ... We'll pop back later.




Please visit my main page at  https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, November 13, 2024

How to organize chores


I find it helps to organize chores into categories:
- Things I won't do now.
- Things I won't do later.
- Things I'll never do.




Please visit my main page at  https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Friday, November 8, 2024

Enough money for 3 beers only


Daughter: Daddy, I want ice cream !

Daddy: Believe me, me too honey.
But mommy only gave us enough money for 3 beers !




Please visit my main page at  https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Sunday, November 3, 2024

I hate hotel towels


I hate hotel towels.
So thick and fluffy.
I can't even close my suitcase 😐
.

Please visit my main page at  https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Monday, October 28, 2024

I've got brain :-)


2024 October 18
A text message exchange:

Paul Ma:
    WOW !
    You are a painter too !
    You don't just a have a pretty smile.
    You are multi-talented !

Amy Chi:
    Yeah, I am not only "pretty" face,
    I've got Brian.

If you are the Brian ...
Lucky that she has you 😀😀😀
(Or unlucky you 😀😀😀)




Please visit my main page at  https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, October 23, 2024

Warm spot on Valentine's Day


Cat 1: Did you get me anything for Valentine's day ?
Cat 2: This warm spot.
Cat 1: Got you one too.
Cat 2: I love it.
Cat 1: Same.




Please visit my main page at  https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Friday, October 18, 2024

Camel's hump


Pretty girl thinks the camel's hump is a giant penis !
😀😀😀




Please visit my main page at  https://mntviews.blogspot.com/


Sunday, October 13, 2024

Tuesday, October 8, 2024

Thursday, October 3, 2024

Dangerous Sports with wife


Guy 1:  Do you play any dangerous sports ?
Guy 2:  Sometimes, I disagree with my wife.




Please visit my main page at  https://mntviews.blogspot.com/


Dangerous Sports with girlfriend


Guy 1:  Do you play any dangerous sports ?
Guy 2:  Sometimes, I disagree with my girlfriend.




Please visit my main page at  https://mntviews.blogspot.com/


Saturday, September 28, 2024

One word or two ?


In a rest home ~~~

Old man     : How do you feel about sex ?
Old woman: I like it infrequently.
Old man     : Is that one word or two ?




Please visit my main page at  https://mntviews.blogspot.com/


Monday, September 23, 2024

Wednesday, September 18, 2024

Friday, September 13, 2024

Jesus, optical illusion


Close your eyes.
Then barely open them to peek.
What do you see ?



Jesus, the sheperd




Jesus in a market in a city


Please visit my main page at  https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, September 3, 2024

Weird Shadow


Sornkin Lam's shadow
on the opposite wall and on the water.

But, how is this shadow formed ???
Ok, just a coincidence 😀

Location: Belmore Falls area
Morton National Park, NSW, Australia

2024-September-01




Please visit my main page at  https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Thursday, August 8, 2024

Husband is in the garden


1st woman : Where is your husband ?
2nd woman: We had an argument. He is in the garden.
1st woman : I was there and I didn't see him.
2nd woman: Dig deeper.




Please visit my main page at  https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Saturday, August 3, 2024

A day in the life of Cherry


Location:
   Porch of the Caryatids
   near Clarence, NSW



Reference:
https://www.bushexplorers.com.au/encyclopaedia/porch-of-the-caryatids

Porch of the Caryatids refers to a natural pagoda, located on the cliff top directly above the Main Western Line, between Tunnels No. 9 and 10.

This pagoda is underpinned by 8 brick columns to prevent it collapsing onto the railway line below.

Named by Michael Keats on a Bush Club walk on 2012-Feb-06.

(Caryatids are sculpted female figures serving as architectural supports taking the place of a column or a pillar. One of the best known examples is a porch annex to the Parthenon on the Acropolis in Athens, Greece.)




Photos

Sweet sexy Cherry in a bushwalk in high heels !
2024-August-03



1)  Cherry at Porch of the Caryatids.




2)  Geez ... Cherry is sexy !




3)  The one and only sweet sexy Cherry !




4)  You just have to love Cherry !




5)  I want Cherry !




6)  Cherry !
Love her legs and high heels !





7)  WOW !




8)




9)




10)




11)




12)



Now, how can I to get a date with Cherry ???

Please visit my main page at  https://mntviews.blogspot.com/


Tuesday, July 23, 2024

My gripe about ABC


My gripe about
ABC (Austrlian Broadcasting Corporation)
😂😂😂



In 2024-July-25
ABC, in this link:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-25/watsons-tree-frog-castle-morton-national-park/104109412
used my photo on The Castle
but didn't give me any royalty !!!
😂😂😂






Photo:
The Castle
Morton National Park
NSW, Australia.

ABC sourced the photo
from the first picture in my blog:
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/2016/04/the-castle-nsw-morton-nat-pk-australia.html

2 people, left to right:
      - Frank Liu
      - David Hou



And ABC didn't give me any royalty !!!
😂😂😂

Please visit my main page at  https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Saturday, July 13, 2024

Husband not taking wife out


Wife       : Invite me at least to the restaurant or cinema !
Husband: I don't go out with married women, sorry.
Wife       : But I'm your wife.
Husband: I don't make exception !




Please visit my main page at  https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Monday, July 8, 2024

Where did grandpa grow up ?


Little kid  : Gramma, where did you grow up ?
Grandma: I grew up in a little town called Oakley, Idaho.
Little kid  : Where did grampa grow up ?
Grandma: He didn't.



Please visit my main page at  https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, July 3, 2024

Life coach


Life coach: As your life coach, I will help you become the woman you want to be.
Woman    : What do you charge for this ?
Life coach: $1500 per hour.
Woman    : Then the woman I want to be is a life coach !




Please visit my main page at  https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Monday, June 3, 2024

One woman can handle many men's work


In a job interview:

Interviewer: We're looking for someone who can do the work of six men.
Woman: That's a shame, I was looking for a full-time job !



Interviewer: We're looking for someone who can do the work of two men.
Woman: Oh, so it's only part-time ?


Please visit my main page at  https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, May 28, 2024

Jesus died for our sins


Jesus wants to remind you that
if you don't sin, he died for nothing.



Please visit my main page at  https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Thursday, May 23, 2024

Enjoy life


Old woman's advice to little girl on life:
It is only a short trip, enjoy it.


Please visit my main page at  https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Saturday, May 18, 2024

Green pool at Mt Yulludunida


Unusual green pool

Near top of Mt Yulludunida
Mt Kaputar National Park
NSW, Australia

The pool is formed by rain water.
Hence it can dry out.

Green colour comes from grass/moss
under the crystal-clear water.

I was lucky.
The 3 times I was up here
    2020-Nov  2022-Oct  2024-May
there were water.


1)  2022-Oct   (Lisa Li)
Photo by John Graham




2a)  2022-Oct   (Lisa Li)
Photo by Grace Fang




2b)  2020-Nov



2c)  2024-May



3a)  2020-Nov   (Jingda Chen)



3b)  2020-Nov



3c)  2024-May



4a)  2024-May   (Amy Chi)



4b)  2024-May


Trip reports:

2024-May  Under construction

2022-Oct
https://drive.google.com/file/d/10DnzI5u5QMwqwLQ7SUt3QkSXyDsDeXxw/view

2020-Nov
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1P5F7XZB7DwBW-j1NuFdlL7Znb3-UUBV0/view

Please visit my main page at  https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Donations are welcome to support the creation of more interesting articles in this blog  :-)

Share