Fish bite twice a day

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(In a boat)
Homer Simpson to Bart:

Fish bite twice a day ...

Before I get to the lake
And after I leave !

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This is your life !

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Presenter announces:
Blimey !

If you have any children in the house,
switch your darn set off !


(A Bamforth card ... on THIS IS YOUR LIFE)

"This Is Your Life" was a
television documentary and reality series/show.

In the program, the presenter surprised
celebrity guests with a show documenting
their lives ...

in front of an audience, including participation
from colleagues, friends, and family.

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What archaeologist will find in 100 years

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In 100 years, archaeologist will find
    -  Silicone breast implants
    -  Sexy lip fillers
in female skeletons.

But where are the fake eye lashes ?

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Boat ran out of petrol

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Guy to girl ... on a date, in a boat:

The last time I ran out of petrol,
you walked home alone.
Can you swim ?

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Tugging at car's handbrake

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Woman learner driver to car instructor:

I don't think I've got the hang of this handbrake.
I keep tugging at it, but it won't go down !

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Burger King sign at night

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What a beautiful moon.

Let me put on my glasses
to appreciate this beauty.

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Stiff one first ?

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Woman:
    I had like a drink.
    And I want a stiff one.

Guy:
    Ok, love.
    But do you want the stiff one first ?

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Grown up

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I finally know why they call me a grown up.
I groan every time I get up.

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Let's go dutch

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Girl to an older man:
    Let's go dutch this evening.
    You pay for super and drinks.
    Then the rest of your night will be on me.

(She means ... in me.
And also  over me,  under me,  behind me 😊)

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New Zealand Ocean

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Map  of  New Zealand Ocean

A response to the 2025 naming controversy
arising from the mad U.S. president
    Donald Trump
signing an executive order to rename
the Gulf of Mexico to "Gulf of America"
in all U.S. federal documents

By the way, the map below is not correct:
    - Australia should be named West Island.
    - South America should be named East Island.

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Having another drink

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Guy:
If I have another drink, I shall feel it in the morning.

Woman:
If I have another drink, you can feel it tonight !

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Today's pupil

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Pupil to teacher in front of a classroom :

I don't want to scare you.
But pop says if I don't get better report cards,
Someone is going to get a good spanking !

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Pregnant woman bursts into a dentist's surgery

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Pregnant woman bursts into a dentist's surgery

Remember me ?
I came in 6 months ago to have a cavity filled !

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Pink Caves, Central Coast, NSW, Australia

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A group of us went to
    Pink Caves, Central Coast, NSW, Australia
in 2025-April:

Paul,  leading ...
    - Ai Ling Lim
    - Amy Chi
    - John Graham
    - Karen Lee
    - Lyndal Tegel
    - May Yang

Detailed trip report is in this link:
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/2025/04/pink-caves-to-caves-beach-part-1.html

Below are the pictures only.


Pink Caves entrance

1a, b)  Pink Caves entrance.
- Amy takes the honour for the 1st person
  to get there.

Inside Pink Caves

2a, b)  Wonderful pink-coloured rocks in the cave !
- 2 white arrows: Same as the 2 white arrows in photo #3

Photos by John

3)  Inside Pink Caves.
- 2 white arrows: Same as the 2 white arrows in photo #2

4)  Left to right: John, Amy
- Red arrow:
       • It is the top white arrow in photo #3.
       • Also, Amy will be standing over it
         in photo #5.

5)  The pool here is the red arrow of previous pic.
- Lyndal, Amy, John

6)  Lyndal, Amy, John.
- The pool in the front is the one
  in the previous pic.

7)  Amy ... on the pink rock.

8)  May on the pink rock.
- In the background, left to right:
       Karen, Lyndal, Amy

9)  Lyndal, John.

10)  Nice colour !

To the back of Pink Caves

11a, b)  Walking towards the back of Pink Caves.
- Upper pic: Ai Ling, Lyndal, John, Amy
- Lower pic: Lyndal, John, Amy

Upper pic: Photo by May

Back of Pink Caves

12)  Back of Pink Caves.
- Karen, Lyndal, Paul

Photo by Ai Ling

13)  John, May, Karen, Ai Ling, Lyndal, Paul.

Photo by Amy

The other side of Pink Caves

14)  Looking across the channel
       at the other side of the cave.

Photo by John

15)  Looking across the channel
       at the other side of the cave.
- John, Lyndal, May

16)  Lyndal, John, Karen.

Photo by May

17)  May, Karen.

Looking out from the cave

18)  Fantastic colour !
- May

Photo by Karen

Warning / Danger

You should only visit the Pink Caves
during low tide and low swell.

It is suicidal to go at other times.
Peolple have died there !!!



Detailed trip report

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https://mntviews.blogspot.com/2025/04/pink-caves-to-caves-beach-part-1.html

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Light rays in Colliery Canyon

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Fantastic light rays in
Colliery Canyon

We were there just at the right time
to witness the magic scenes !


Date: 2025-May-17
A bushwalk in Colliery Canyon,
Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia
(About half-a-day's walk)


7 of us:
    Paul,  leading ...
    Bao'e Dong (宝)
    Jack
    James
    John Zhong
    Kelly Wei
    Lucy


Pictures - light rays in Colliery Canyon

Some of them may look like waterfalls ...
For example: First 2 photos below.


1)  Colliery Canyon.
- Kelly
- Note: Light rays, not waterfall !

Time: 10:45am

2)  The 3 lovey ladies, left to right:
     Kelly, Lucy, Bao

Time: 10:46am

3)  The 4 guys, left to right:
     John, Paul, Jack, James

Photo by Bao

4)  A laser light !

Time: 11:13am

5)  Kelly.

Photo by Bao

6)  Closer to the shafts of light of previous pic.
- James on the left
  Others: Lucy, Bao, John, Kelly

Time: 10:50am

7)  Lucy, Kelly, John.

Time: 10:53am

8)  Identical scene as previous pic ...
     24 minutes later.
- John

Time: 11:17am

9)  Same scene as previous pic, different angle.
- John

Time: 11:17am   Photo by Bao

10)  Paul.

Photo by Bao

11)  Jack, Bao.

Time: 11:15am

12)  Jack.

Photo by Bao

Pool at end of Colliery Canyon

13)  Pool at end of the canyon.
- White arrow:
       It is possible to climb up the here.
       Not easy !
       Only Kelly Wei & John Zhong can do it.
       Refer to next pic.

Time: 10:58am

14)  Kelly at the white arrow of previous pic.
I suspect if we stay here long enough,
We may see shafts of light shining through
the slit at the top ... Refer to next few pics.

Time: 11:03am

15a, b)  This is John Graham's trip
              to Colliery Canyon in 2024-Feb-01.
- Same scene and pool as previous pic
- We miss this light show 😭

Photo by John Graham

16)  John Graham's trip in 2024-Feb-01.
- Edna Frougas ...
  on the same rock as Kelly in photo #14
- We miss this light show 😭

Photo by John Graham

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Bus - bust

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Two guys at a bus stop:

1st guy : Look Alfred, bus 29 !
2nd guy: Nay lad, she's 42 at least !

(A Bamforth card,
made in Holmfirth West Yorkshire)

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