Poke at weddings and funerals

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Old people at weddings always poke me
and say you are next.

So I started doing the same thing to them
at funerals.

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Missing phone is on woman's ear

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Woman talking to friend on the phone...

"Crap.
I gotta go.
I can't find my cell phone anywhere !"

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Poor eat the rich

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One day,
the poor will have nothing to eat but the rich.

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Hourglass with extra minutes

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I finally figured out my body type.
It is hourglass with extra minutes.

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Breast or elbow?

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Facebook's breast police removed this photo.
They thought the elbow was a nipple   :-)

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