Wednesday, July 28, 2021

Burglar having a hard time during Australia Coronavirus lockdown

Australian Government Centrelink
Unemployment Benefits Application

Occupation :  Burglar
Reason for unemployment :  Everyone is home  (due to Coronavirus lockdown)


Centrelink is an Australian Government services program. One of its major services is the disbursement of social security payments.

Coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), also known as 2019-nCoV acute respiratory disease (2019-nCoV ARD), is a viral respiratory disease caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). It is the disease implicated in the 2019-2021 coronavirus pandemic.

The disease was first identified in the city of Wuhan, capital of Hubei province in China, among patients who had developed pneumonia of no clear cause. Amid rapid spread of the disease, the World Health Organization has since declared the outbreak to be a Public Health Emergency of International Concern (PHEIC). Infections have been reported throughout the world, mostly of travelers originating from Mainland China, with local transmission also reported in many countries.

In 2021 July, the Delta Variant of the Coronavirus went rampant in Australia. The states of NSW, Vic, SA were locked down to slow the spread of the virus.

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Friday, July 23, 2021

Husband chopping a tree branch up on a ladder

Husband to wife while chopping a tree branch up on a ladder :
Before you start talking, woman, remember, when I need your opinion I ask !

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Sunday, July 18, 2021

Wife is driving

Husband to traffic cop :
She's doing all the driving.  I'm just the one behind the wheel !

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Tuesday, July 13, 2021

Gardening naked

Did you know that if you garden naked, your neighbours will build a privacy fence at no cost to you ?

Really ?
I would have thought your neighbours would tear down the fence to get a good view of you !!!

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Thursday, July 8, 2021

Saturday, July 3, 2021

House service

In Thailand: House service by beautiful girl

Morning come, evening go :  300
Evening come, morning go :  3,000
Let me know     . . . . .     Anytime is ok !

Similarly in this country !

House service:  Day time rate - $300.  Night time rate - $3,000

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