Saturday, July 13, 2024

Husband not taking wife out


Wife       : Invite me at least to the restaurant or cinema !
Husband: I don't go out with married women, sorry.
Wife       : But I'm your wife.
Husband: I don't make exception !




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Monday, July 8, 2024

Where did grandpa grow up ?


Little kid  : Gramma, where did you grow up ?
Grandma: I grew up in a little town called Oakley, Idaho.
Little kid  : Where did grampa grow up ?
Grandma: He didn't.



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Wednesday, July 3, 2024

Life coach


Life coach: As your life coach, I will help you become the woman you want to be.
Woman    : What do you charge for this ?
Life coach: $1500 per hour.
Woman    : Then the woman I want to be is a life coach !




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Monday, June 3, 2024

One woman can handle many men's work


In a job interview:

Interviewer: We're looking for someone who can do the work of six men.
Woman: That's a shame, I was looking for a full-time job !



Interviewer: We're looking for someone who can do the work of two men.
Woman: Oh, so it's only part-time ?


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Tuesday, May 28, 2024

Jesus died for our sins


Jesus wants to remind you that
if you don't sin, he died for nothing.



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Thursday, May 23, 2024

Enjoy life


Old woman's advice to little girl on life:
It is only a short trip, enjoy it.


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Saturday, May 18, 2024

Green pool at Mt Yulludunida


Unusual green pool

Near top of Mt Yulludunida
Mt Kaputar National Park
NSW, Australia

The pool is formed by rain water.
Hence it can dry out.

Green colour comes from grass/moss
under the crystal-clear water.

I was lucky.
The 3 times I was up here
    2020-Nov  2022-Oct  2024-May
there were water.


1)  2022-Oct   (Lisa Li)
Photo by John Graham




2a)  2022-Oct   (Lisa Li)
Photo by Grace Fang




2b)  2020-Nov



2c)  2024-May



3a)  2020-Nov   (Jingda Chen)



3b)  2020-Nov



3c)  2024-May



4a)  2024-May   (Amy Chi)



4b)  2024-May


Trip reports:

2024-May  Under construction

2022-Oct
https://drive.google.com/file/d/10DnzI5u5QMwqwLQ7SUt3QkSXyDsDeXxw/view

2020-Nov
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1P5F7XZB7DwBW-j1NuFdlL7Znb3-UUBV0/view

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Monday, May 13, 2024

Receptionist drinks Earl Grey tea


Funeral parlour director to receptionist:

Chelsea, Ms Grey is here to pick up her husband's remains.
I left them on your desk.


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Friday, March 8, 2024

Glow-worms


Arachnocampa richardsae
Glow-worms

Greater Sydney / Blue Mountains
NSW, Australia



Glow-worms are insects having a bioluminescent larval stage.

The roof of a cave / overhang covered with glow-worms can look remarkably like a blue starry night sky ... due to the collective bioluminescent glow from the larvae.

The larva hangs down sticky silk threads from the ceiling of a cave.  The glow from its head attracts prey and ensnare them in the threads.

Generally glow-worms have few predators.
Their greatest danger is from human interference.

More details are in wikipedia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arachnocampa




Photos/videos here are from my trips:

- 2024-Jun-08  Night walk
Birdwood Gully, Springwood, NSW

Detailed trip report:
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/2024/06/birdwood-gully-blue-mountains-nsw.html

- 2024-Mar-07  Night walk
Birdwood Gully, Springwood, NSW

- 2023-Dec-16  Abseil & swims at night
Grand Canyon, Blackheath, NSW

- 2020-Jul-11  Bushwalk
Glowworm Tunnel, Gardens of Stone NP, NSW




1)  Video: Glow-worm moving in UV light.

- Location: Birdwood Gully, Springwood

- Note: Slightly clearer videos are in:
YouTube: https://youtube.com/shorts/qHG3q9e_F48
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C4Q9FUZCOUK/

Video by: John Graham




2)  Location: Birdwood Gully, Springwood
Photographer: John Graham




3)  Location: Grand Canyon, Blackheath
Photographer: John Graham




4)  Location: Glowworm Tunnel, Gardens of Stone NP
Photographer: Yours Truly 😊




5)  Location: Grand Canyon, Blackheath
Photographer: John Graham




6)  Location: Grand Canyon, Blackheath
Photographer: John Graham




7)  Location: Birdwood Gully, Springwood
Photographer: John Graham




8)  Location: Birdwood Gully, Springwood
Photographer: John Graham




9)  Sticky silk threads hanging down from ceiling.
Location: Grand Canyon, Blackheath
Photographer: John Graham




10)  Sticky silk threads hanging down from ceiling.
Location: Birdwood Gully, Springwood

Photographer: John Graham




11)  Sticky silk threads hanging down from ceiling.
Location: Birdwood Gully, Springwood

Photographer: Melody Guo




12)  Location: Birdwood Gully, Springwood
Photographer: Elizabeth Zhu




13)  Location: Birdwood Gully, Springwood
Photographer: Elizabeth Zhu




14)  Location: Birdwood Gully, Springwood
Photographer: John Graham




15)  Location: Birdwood Gully, Springwood
Photographer: John Graham




16)  Location: Birdwood Gully, Springwood
Photographer: John Graham




17) A glow-worm and its sticky silk threads.
Under ultra-violet & red lights combination, they show up nicely.
Location: Birdwood Gully, Springwood

Photographer: Yours Truly 😊



Detailed report on the 2024-June-08 trip, to see the glow-worms, is in this link:
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/2024/06/birdwood-gully-blue-mountains-nsw.html


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Sunday, March 3, 2024

How to politely tell someone they are stupid


How to politely tell someone they are stupid:

Wisdom has been chasing you.
But you have always been faster.


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Tuesday, February 13, 2024

Jonah swallwed by whale; teacher goes to Hell


Teacher: It's physically impossible
               for a whale to swallow a human
               because, even though it's a large mammal,
               its throat is very small.

Student: Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Teacher: Again, it's physically impossible !

Student: Well, when I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah.

Teacher: What if Jonah went to Hell ?

Student: Then you ask him.

Actually, the Bible says Jonah was swallowed by a big fish.
And whale ain't fish.

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Thursday, February 8, 2024

Coffee - tragic geometry


Tragic geometry :
    pentagon
    hexagon
    octagon
    coffeegon




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