Dear friends and colleagues,
Over the past few weeks,
I have received many funny images or jokes and
I have emailed them to friends and colleagues
who I thought shared the same sense of humour.
Unfortunately, I seem to have upset a few people
and received criticism for being
sexist and shallow.
So, from now on,
I am only emailing content of general interest
to all persons of sensibility and good taste.
Content such as:
- natural beauty
- phenomena
- places of historical significance
- or general interest.
I am sure you will all agree the attached picture
of the Pont Neuf Bridge, Toulouse, France,
has great historical value
surrounded by phenomenal natural beauty.
Thanks and regards
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In mathematics,
two quantities are in the golden ratio φ
(phi, or 1.6180339887...)
if their ratio is the same as the ratio of their sum
to the larger of the two quantities.
Geometrically, the golden ratio represented as
a line divided into two segments, "a" and "b",
such that the entire line
is to the longer "a" segment
as the "a" segment is to the shorter "b" segment.
Expressed algebraically,
for quantities a and b,
with a > b
Many artists and architects have proportioned
their works to approximate the golden ratio ...
especially in the form of the golden rectangle,
in which the ratio of the longer side
to the shorter side is the golden ratio ...
believing this proportion to be
aesthetically pleasing.
In geometry, a golden spiral is a logarithmic spiral
whose growth factor is the golden ratio φ (phi).
That is, a golden spiral gets wider
(or further from its origin)
by a factor of φ for every quarter turn it makes.
Below is the figure of
an approximate and true Golden Spirals.
The green spiral is made from quarter-circles
tangent to the interior of each square,
while the red spiral is a Golden Spiral.
Overlapping portions appear in yellow.
The length of the side of one square
divided by that of the next smaller square
is the golden ratio φ (phi).
Now, what do you get
when you put 2 golden spirals together ? ...
A most aesthetically pleasing Golden Arse !
All very well, you say.
But what can you do with a Golden Arse ?
Ah, you must check out this link ==>
https://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com.au/2014/04/income-tax-query.html
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"Hello, is this Miss Singleton ?"
"Yes, it is."
"Miss Singleton,
This is John Smith, your tax accountant.
I must inform you,
your tax statement was rejected.
They say that your salary and your possessions
are incompatible ...
... Your salary as a secretary is too low
for you to be able to afford:
- a luxury apartment
- a new Mercedes-Benz
- expensive clothing
- jewelry
- vacations in Europe
- etc."
"Oh, and what can I do about it Mr Smith ?"
"Well, let's do the following:
Send me a recent copy of
your principal source of income,
and I'll see what I can do with it."
"Very well Mr Smith.
I am making a photocopy of it now,
and I will email it to you shortly."
Well, she must have the Golden Arse ...
Check out this link for an explanation ==>
https://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com.au/2014/04/from-golden-ratio-to-golden-arse.html
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Wife to husband: (about their boat)
"Did you name it after me,
like you said you would ?"
Fat Arse
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