One man's Funnies: April 2022

Thursday, April 28, 2022

After birth, how long does it take for the eyes to open ?

After birth, how long does it take for the eyes to open :
- Cows : Immediately
- Goats : After 2 hours
- Cats : After 6 days
- Dogs : After 10 days
- Humans: After Marriage !
:-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

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Saturday, April 23, 2022

Skimpy panty

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By the time I realized that it was a shopping bag,
I already missed the bus !

Here is another woman wearing a skimpy panty :-)

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Wednesday, April 13, 2022

Sister is older

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Sometimes I feel old.
But then I realize my sister is older.

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Friday, April 8, 2022

Mathematical equations for breasts

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Simple curve

A simple mathematical equation for a buxom lady's breasts:

y = (1-(|x|-1)^2)^0.5
which is equivalent to
y = Sqrt(2*|x| - x^2)

A plot of the real part of the breasts, ignoring the imaginary part :-)

Not good enough for you ? Try the next one !

More realistic curve

y = Sqrt(1 - (|x|-1)^2) + Sqrt(0.01 - (x+1)^2) + Sqrt(0.01 - (x-1)^2)
which is equivalent to
y = Sqrt(2*|x| - x^2) + Sqrt(0.01 - (x+1)^2) + Sqrt(0.01 - (x-1)^2)

A plot of the real part of the breasts, again ignoring the imaginary part :-)

More complicated equation

This one was taken from somewhere on the internet few years ago.
Unfortunately, now I couldn't find the source nor the author anymore :-(

y = sqrt(1 - (x+3/2)^2 / (1+(x+3/2)^10)^(1/5))
+ sqrt(1 - (10x+15)^2 / (1+(10x+15)^10)^(1/5)) / 10
+ sqrt(1 - (x-3/2)^2 / (1+(x-3/2)^10)^(1/5))
+ sqrt(1 - (10x-15)^2 / (1+(10x-15)^10)^(1/5)) / 10