Woman fussy about what goes into her body

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(Chatting in a cafe)

Woman 1:
I am not eating that.
I'm fussy about what goes into my body.

Woman 2:
No.  You are not.
I've seen you with your exes !!!

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What do pizza delivery guy and gynecologist have in common ?

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Q: What do a pizza delivery driver
     and a gynecologist have in common ?
A: They both get to smell it, but neither get to eat it  :-)

Q: What do gynecologist
     and pizza delivery guy have in common ?
A: They both can smell it but not eat it.

Old man 1: I was a pizza delivery man.
                   What a cruel job.
                   You can see them, smell them,
                   but you can't eat them.
Old man 2: Oh, I know how that feels.
                   I was a gynecologist.

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Plants are also carnivorous

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Dear Vegans,
Even plants think you are wrong !

For example, this Dionaea muscipula
(Venus Flytrap).

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Chocolate

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11th commandment:
Eat your enemy and forgive yourself !

Photograph: Courtesy of Ciel Palacio
She is the beautiful girl in the above pic.

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Eat your veggies

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Mom to kids:
"Eat those veggies,
or I'll change the wi-fi passowrd."

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Fat - When you realize it, it is too late

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The past of eat is ate.
And the future of ate is weight.
And the most funny part is that people realize it when it is late.

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Garfield on preventing sagging

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Garfield:
How do you prevent sagging ?
Just eat till the wrinkles filled out !

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Poor eat the rich

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One day,
the poor will have nothing to eat but the rich.

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Cannibal dad tells cannibal son to eat mother

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Cannibal son:
"Dad, can we take her home and eat her ?"

Cannibal father:
"Fuck that !  We'll take her home and
eat your mother."

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