Survey on sexual intercourse

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(Woman doing a survey)

Woman:
Excuse me sir, we're doing a survey.
Tell me, do you talk to your wife
during sexual intercourse ?

Guy:
Actually, I do try to dear ...
If there's a phone handy !

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Phone call durations

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Different types of phone call durations:
    00:00:58  Boy to Boy
    00:00:45  Boy to Mom
    00:00:20  Boy to Dad
    01:13:59  Boy to Girl
    02:35:20  Girl to Girl
    00:00:03  Husband to Wife
    04:05:15  Mom to Married daughter
    12 missed calls   Wife to Husband

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Phone replaces family

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Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar, and alarm clock.
Don't let it replace your family.

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Artificial intelligence

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Artificial intelligence is the ability to read and draw.
What about human intelligence ?

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Strap phone to girl's forehead

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Girlfriend to boyfriend:
"Do you mind if I strap your phone to my forehead so I can pretend you're looking at me when I talk?

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Ape with a phone

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Finally the fourth ape !
He is the sum of the first three:
He sees nobody, hears nobody and speaks to nobody.
(Modern day 4th ape should text to nobody !)

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Cheating in exam

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Such a brilliance and audaciousness !!!

This guy has a bright future
regardless how he goes in the exams.

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Mobilephones taking photos of drowning man

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People nowadays ...

Taking photos instead of helping 😊

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SMS phone exchange with Charlie Cordina

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I was forming a team of 4 for the
2013 Sydney Oxfam 100km Trailwalker event
to be held in August.

Here is a SMS phone exchange with
Charlie Cordina whom I have never met
and who wished to join our team ...



Charlie Cordina:
Paul how did your trail walk go.

Me:
Cancelled due to rain

Charlie Cordina:
Hi Paul did u do any training on the wkend.

Me:
On Jan 15 & 19, I sent u SMS
asking u to come to our training walk on Feb 3.
You did not reply with yes.
We have since found a 4th person for our team.

Charlie Cordina:
Dickhead i told u i had a high pressure job
i was busy at work
u knew i was interested in being in the team
anyway go and fuck yourself u monkey
Anyway who would want 2 b apart of your team.

This guy really have a high pressure job 😊😊😊
I would love to find out what it is !

Anyway, this exchange is now preserved here
in the anals of history 😊



Post script:

There is a guy by the name of Charles Cordina
who:
    - Lives in the Fairfield area of Sydney,
      NSW, Australia.
    - Went to Fairfield Patrician Bros School.
    - Belonged to Fairfield Bike Club.

Wondering ... Are these 2 of the same person ???

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Missing phone is on woman's ear

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Woman talking to friend on the phone...

"Crap.
I gotta go.
I can't find my cell phone anywhere !"

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iPhone stolen

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If you can read this, somebody stole my iPone.

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Wife shot dead husband

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Wife on the phone: "I'm sorry, you just missed him."

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"Boss, I'm sick"

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One guy to another on chair-lift:
    "Cell phones are sooo cool. Watch this ..."

... "Hello Boss ?
    Sorry I can't make it into the office today.
    I'm sick. (Cough !)"

Boss on the next chair-lift:
    "Ok. But get well soon.
    Things are pretty hectic at the office this week."

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