One man's Funnies: 2026

Saturday, April 18, 2026

Election of male members

Boss to secretary after she mistyped a word:

No, No, Miss Jones,
What I dictated was ...
"The election of male members"
Not the word you typed.

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Monday, April 13, 2026

2026 Sydney Royal Easter Show
Photo Competition

1) In a 2024-December bushwalk,
John Graham took this photo, depicting a
Megadolomedes australianus
(Giant Water Spider).
- Just so that there is no misunderstanding ...
The giant spider is not me ... ok 😊

Location: A Gerringong Creek waterfall
Unofficially known as Pensions Falls
Budderoo NP, NSW, Australia
Date: 2024-December-05

Trip report and photos of the bushwalk are here:
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/2024/12/pensions-falls-gerringong-creek.html

2) John Graham submitted the above
for a photo competition in the
2025 Sydney Royal Easter Show.
- It was displayed in the 2025 Easter Show's
Arts & Crafts Pavilion.

Unfortunately, the photo didn't win a prize 😭

3) I attended the 2025 Easter Show.
- Complete with the same outfit as in John's photo
😊
- And ...

4) ... And submitted the above
for the photo competition
in the 2026 Easter Show.
- It was displayed in the 2026
Arts & Crafts Pavilion.

5) Zooming to my photo on the display board.

Unfortunately, the photo also didn't win a prize 😭

6) In retrospect, I should have submitted
this picture instead.
- It may win the 1st prize 🙂

7) But I think all the previous photos lack colour.
- So I asked ChatGPT to give me
• a red shirt
• a red hat
• and red gloves
- I'll submit this picture to the 2027 Easter Show.
- I bet this one will win the 1st prize 😀😀😀

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Wednesday, April 8, 2026

Darling, I'm home

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(In a pub)

Woman 1:
What's the worst thing your husband said
while you were having sex ?

Woman 2:
Hi, Darling, I'm home.

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Friday, April 3, 2026

Sit the sit

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I've talked the talk,
and walked the walk.

Now, at my age, I'm just gonna sit the sit.

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Saturday, March 28, 2026

Guy stared at food becuase he didn't order it

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In a restaurant ...
Large breast girl to guy:

I told you should have order this.
You haven't stopped staring at it.

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Monday, March 23, 2026

Women want to see the Loch Ness Monster

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In a boat ... at Loch Ness Boat Hire

One woman to another ...
(while looking up at a Scotsman wearing a kilt):

"Wait a bit longer ...
We might be lucky enough to see
the Loch Ness Monster."

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Wednesday, March 18, 2026

Marathon training status

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Current Status

Single
In a relationship
In a situationship
It's complicated
Married

✓ Marathon training
(In a committed relationship
with my training plan)

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Saturday, March 14, 2026

Canberra Balloon Spectacular 2026

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Canberra Balloon Spectacular 2026

Date: 2026 March 14, Saturday
Location: Canberra, ACT, Australia

Best way to enjoy watching the hot air balloons:
- Over Lake Burley Griffin.
- Lie down in a roomy comfy raft.
- Being towed by pretty ladies ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

For information:

5:30 am
at Lotus Bay Boat Ramp and Jetty,
Alexandrina Dr, Yarralumla, ACT 2601
-35.3007878, 149.1188210

Takes about half an hour to inflate the rafts.

6:00 am
Paddle into Lake Burley Griffin.

Pictures

1a, b) Lake Burley Griffin, Canberra, ACT.
- Being towed by the pretty ladies ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
- Left to right:
Kelly Wei ❤️
May Yang ❤️
Amy Chi ❤️
Paul ... me 😊

#1a: Photo by unknown kayaker
#1b: by Amy

2) Being towed by the pretty ladies ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
- Left to right: Amy, May, Kelly

3) The pretty ladies ... Amy, May, Kelly ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

4) Best sunrise scene, ever 😊

5) Hot air balloons.

Photo by May

6) Hot air balloons.

7) Hot air balloons.

8) Hot air balloons.

Photo by May

9a, b, c, d) Hot air balloons.
- 9a: Finley The Turtle

#9a, d: Photos by May

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Tuesday, March 3, 2026

Short thriller in a library

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(In a library)
Patron to librarian:

Don't bother to come down Miss.
I can see where the short thrillers are !

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Travel the world until money runs out

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I'm going to quit my job and travel the world
until I run out of money.

It looks like I should be home again
by about 9pm tonight !

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Wednesday, February 18, 2026

One yank and they are off

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One woman to another (on a 3rd woman):

She wears cheap knickers ...
One yank and they are off.

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Friday, February 13, 2026

Marble Arch, Deua Nat Pk, NSW

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Marble Arch
Deua Natonal Park, NSW, Australia
2026 February

A cave there is like an oil painting of a fairyland !
❤️ ❤️ ❤️

Our group are the fairies !
❤️ ❤️ ❤️
- 2 pretty fairies by the window on the left
- A pretty fairy on top of the chockstone
- 2 pretty fairies down on the cave floor

Top row, left to right:
- May Yang
- Sornkin Lam
- Amy Chi
Bottom row:
- Elizabeth Zhu
- Kelly Wei

Inside the cave in Marble Arch.

Left to right:
- Frank Liu
- May Yang

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Sunday, February 8, 2026

Woman fussy about what goes into her body

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(Chatting in a cafe)

Woman 1:
I am not eating that.
I'm fussy about what goes into my body.

Woman 2:
No. You are not.
I've seen you with your exes !!!