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Tuesday, September 8, 2026

Wife finds her teeth

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(Old couple, in bed)

Wife to Husband:
Ooh ! ...
I think I've found my teeth.

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Sunday, February 8, 2026

Woman fussy about what goes into her body

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(Chatting in a cafe)

Woman 1:
I am not eating that.
I'm fussy about what goes into my body.

Woman 2:
No. You are not.
I've seen you with your exes !!!

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Tuesday, December 23, 2025

Husband's earrings aren't real gold

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Woman consulting to doctor:
I have two green marks
on the inside of my thighs,
doctor.

Doctor:
Does you husband have pierced ears ?

Woman:
Yes. Why ?

Doctor:
Tell him, his earrings aren't real gold.

(If the doctor is any good,
he should place his hands
on the inside of her thighs to feel the marks
😊)

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Sunday, November 13, 2022

3rd job promotion in a week

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A big congratulations to my friend Debbie
on her third promotion in a week.

I don't know how you do it ? :-)
( So obvious ... Lots of praying ! )

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Sunday, November 28, 2021

Where do babies come from ?

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Child: Mummy ? Where do babies come from ?

Mother: Oh ... Erm ... Well dear,
a mummy and daddy fall in love and get married.
Then one night they go into the bedroom
and they kiss and hug and have sex ...
That means the daddy puts his penis
into the mummy's vagina ...
And that's how you get a baby, honey.

Child: Oh okay ...
But the other night I went into your bedroom
and dad put his penis in your mouth !
What do you get when you do that ?

Mother:

Mother: Jewelry

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Thursday, May 13, 2021

Do you have a dental appointment

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Husband:
Honey, Wanna fool around ?

Wife:
I can't.
I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow.
I want to stay fresh.

Husband:
(Thinks about it for a while.)
Do you have a dental appointment tomorrow ?

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Saturday, February 24, 2018

Cure for sore throat

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Female colleague 1:
Hi. It seems you are not well today ...

Female colleague 2:
Yes. I have a sore throat.
It seems that I will get ill ...

Female colleague 1:
I know a very good medicine for your throat.
Each time I have a sore throat
I blow my husband and the next day I am great.

Female colleague 2:
Hhmmm... Ok...

* * * * * The following day * * * * *

Female colleague 1:
Hi. Are you better today ?

Female colleague 2:
I'm fine. Your idea was great !
Your husband couldn't believe it was your idea !

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Thursday, June 13, 2013

Sperms swimming towards the fallopian tube

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One sperm to another

Sperm 1:
God, I'm getting tired.
How long till we reach the fallopian tubes ?

Sperm 2:
Still a long way to go ...
We've only passed the tonsils.