Earthlings are advanced

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1st Alien:  They have nuclear weapons.  I didn't realise they were advanced.
2nd Alien:  No.  They've got them pointing at themselves !

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Shut up

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I like the sound some people make when they shut up.

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Your wife is behind you

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In a dinner setting :

Guy:  Say something that will make my heart pound, baby.
Woman:  Your wife is behind you.

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Vaccine is still being tested on humans

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A wise father ape  :-)

Son:  Dad, when we will be vaccinated ?
Dad:  Be patient my child, the vaccine is still being tested on humans.  Stay safe always.

Background:

Various vaccines have been developed to protect against Coronavirus (2019 to 2021 at the time of writing).

Some are more effective that others.
Some have more nasty side effects than other.

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Humans elect dumbest leaders

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A reference to the worst elected presidents in nations around the world :
      - Donald Trump of United States
      - Jair Bolsonaro of Brazil

One stockman to another :
"All I'm saying is that the difference between humans and animals is that animals would never allow the dumbest of the herd to lead them."

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