(In a library)
Patron to librarian:
Don't bother to come down Miss.
I can see where the short thrillers are !
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In a trial ...
Woman lifts up her skirt 😊
Judge to woman:
Remember,
Miss Susan,
You mustn't try to influence the jury.
So be careful what you say.
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Kid to dad in a bus:
Dad,
Shall we sit upstairs where we can see more ?
Hey kid,
You can see heaps from where you are now 😊
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Lost Property clerk holding knickers to blonde girl
Blonde to Lost Property clerk:
You take a damn lot of convincing, Mister !!!
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Dear friends and colleagues,
Over the past few weeks,
I have received many funny images or jokes and
I have emailed them to friends and colleagues
who I thought shared the same sense of humour.
Unfortunately, I seem to have upset a few people
and received criticism for being
sexist and shallow.
So, from now on,
I am only emailing content of general interest
to all persons of sensibility and good taste.
Content such as:
- natural beauty
- phenomena
- places of historical significance
- or general interest.
I am sure you will all agree the attached picture
of the Pont Neuf Bridge, Toulouse, France,
has great historical value
surrounded by phenomenal natural beauty.
Thanks and regards
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"I don't see the resemblance"
Some comments people have made:
- There is no resemblance,
because the other one is shaved.
- Maybe that cat isn't looking at
a real Greek woman.
- Resemblance or not,
their breath still smells like fish.
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Female ice skater dropped her knickers
and raised her leg !
Skating judges gave her pefect 10 scores !
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