Showing posts with label Eyesight. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eyesight. Show all posts

Monday, September 9, 2019

After you turn 50 years old


After you turn 50 years old:
You can't recognize letters up close, but you can recognize idiots from far away.

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Wednesday, November 28, 2018

Perfect eyesight


Wife: "I just saw myself in the mirror naked and I look like hell. How about a nice compliment to lift my spirits?"
Husband: "Your eyesight is perfect."
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Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Eye sight failing


Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older.
It's natures way of protecting you from shock as you walk pass the mirror.



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Thursday, November 29, 2012

Two oldies playing golf


On a golf course ...

Oldie 1 to Oldie 2:
    My old eyes aren't what they used to be.
    Did you see where my ball went ?

Oldie 2:
    Yep ... but I can't remember !


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