I've got brain :-)

Go to Index

2024 October 18
A text message exchange:

Paul Ma:
    WOW !
    You are a painter too !
    You don't just a have a pretty smile.
    You are multi-talented !

Amy Chi:
    Yeah, I am not only "pretty" face,
    I've got Brian.

If you are the Brian ...
Lucky that she has you 😀😀😀
(Or unlucky you 😀😀😀)

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Connect brain and tongue

Go to Index

Make sure your brain and tongue are connected before you start talking.

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Judy Garland and Scarecrow

Go to Index

Judy Garland:
How can you talk if you haven't a brain ?

Scarecrow:
Oh some people without brains
do an awful lot of talking.

It is because some people have a hole
in the back of their heads
and the wind blows their tongues around !

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Big biceps are importanter

Go to Index

"Where do you work out?"
"At the library"

Education is important,
but big biceps are importanter.

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Jelly Fish has no brain

Go to Index

The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having a brain is great news for stupid people.
(Actually, this is great news for the human race too, and especially me. But wait, that means people in my office will be there forever.)

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Heart vs Brain

A good heart is better than all the heads in the world.
- Edward G Bulwer-Lytton

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Mushroom looks like a penis

Go to Index

"Hi, I'm a broccoli and I look like a tree."
"I'm a walnut and I look like a brain."
"I'm a mushroom and I hate this stupid game."

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Say the colour, not the word! (An illustration of left brain right brain conflict)

Go to Index

Left-right brain conflict

Look at the chart below,
and say the colour, not the word.

(Your right brain tries to say the colour.
But ...
Your left brain insists on reading the word.)

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

The male brain

Go to Index

The male brain is dominated by a few
big  Sex  glands

Footnote: The
"Listening to children cry in the middle of the night"
gland is not shown ...

... due to its small and underdeveloped nature.

Best viewed under a microscope.

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/