Old woman to husband:
"If we're gonna watch the news,
I'll need my glasses ..."
[ Fetching 2 glasses of wine ]
"That's better."
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Wife to optometrist:
"I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husband.
He's still not seeing things my way."
The husband needs rose-tinted glasses :-)
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