At home
Wife to family dog:
My gorgeous darling,
I love you soooo much.
My beautiful, adorable bundle of joy.
You make me so happy !
I love you, love you, love you !
Husband:
She used to talk o me like that.
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Doctor to patient:
This anti-depressant works best
if you take it with water lapping near your hammock
on a Caribbean beach.
Will health insurance cover for the Caribbean trip ?
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Daughter:
Who cares if I'm pretty if I fail my finals ?
Mother:
Okay, you have got this so completely backwards.
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Pessimist - glass is half empty.
Optimist - glass is half full.
Me - Yay! There is room for vodka!
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