Looking over the wall

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Husband, the peeping tom, on a rickety ladder
looking over the wall at fun-loving bikini-clad girls.

Wife is not happy 😊
tempting the family dog to pull down the ladder 😊

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Man wants to be in a rich woman's arms

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Background: In front of a wising well

Guy:
I want to spend the rest of my life
in a rich woman's arms ...

(Poof !)

Guy is turned into a pet pooch dog 😊

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Dog wants chair back

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(Guy sitting at home ...)

Guy to dog:
    What is it, boy ?
    You want to play fetch ?
    Go for a walk ?
    Hungry ?

Dog:
    I want you to get out of my chair.

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Dogs con woman

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Dogs add weight to a weigh scale
to con woman for more walks  :-)

"I don't believe it !!
I'm gonna have to take the dogs for more walks !"

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Grandma looks after dog

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Grandson:
"Gramma, is Roscoe your dog or grampa's dog ?"

Grandma:
"Well, I'm the one who
feeds him,
waters him,
and takes care of him."

"I suppose that makes him mine."

Grandson:
"Is that how you got grampa ?"

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Dog driving a car

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Is that a dog driving a car ?

It is not every day you see a dog driving a car !

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Dog or man running in snow

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This has baffled us today.
Do you see the man running into the woods or do you see a dog ?

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Husband & dog missing

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Husband & dog missing
Reward for dog

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Dog's jacket after man bought beer

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The wife said:
"Here's $20.
Get the dog a jacket.
If there's any money left over, get yourself a beer."

Sit and Shit

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Dog confuses Sit and Shit from masked voice  :-)

(During COVID-19 pandemic, wearing of a mask is either recommended or compulsory in many countries.)

Sit !!   ...   Damn mask.

Background:

Coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), also known as 2019-nCoV acute respiratory disease (2019-nCoV ARD), is a viral respiratory disease caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). It is the disease implicated in the 2019-2020 coronavirus pandemic.

The disease was first identified in the city of Wuhan, capital of Hubei province in China, among patients who had developed pneumonia of no clear cause. Amid rapid spread of the disease, the World Health Organization has since declared the outbreak to be a Public Health Emergency of International Concern (PHEIC). Infections have been reported throughout the world, mostly of travelers originating from Mainland China, with local transmission also reported in many countries.


Non-COVID-19 version:

I said sit !  You idiot !

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New Year Resolution

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New Year's Resolutions :
Spend more time with my dog.

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Bar chart of friends over time

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Visual representation of my friendship circle over time :
- 2016: More
- 2017: Fewer
- 2018: Fewer still
- 2019: Dog

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Xmas tree fainted

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Thank goodness you're home ...
... The Christmas tree fainted.

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Dog wants 2 cookies

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Him?  No, he doesn't want a cookie.
He says I can have two.

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Difference between dog and man

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The reason why a dog is happier than a man ...

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The perfect man

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One woman to another:
"I want a man who is
    - loyal
    - faithful
    - patient
    - attentive
    - forgiving
    - unselfish
    - even-tempered
    - and a good listner."

"You want a dog"

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Wife loves dog

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At home

Wife to family dog:
    My gorgeous darling,
    I love you soooo much.
    My beautiful, adorable bundle of joy.
    You make me so happy !
    I love you, love you, love you !

Husband:
    She used to talk o me like that.

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Dog's side

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Dog's side vs my side - and where is the cat's side?

A similar theme on a divided bed between her side and his side is in:
http://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com.au/2014/02/divided-bed.html

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Find cat

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For all you cat lovers, can you find the one cat amongst 99 dogs?

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In a pub - dog painted on the stomach of a man

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In a pub ... "No, I do not wish to see his tail wag."

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