My grandfather told me that he saw the Titanic,
and that from the beginning,
he warned all the people that the ship would sink.
But nobody listened to him.
He was a brave man.
He did not give up.
He warned them again and again ...
on several occasions ...
Until they kicked him out of the cinema.
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Grandson:
"Gramma, is Roscoe your dog or grampa's dog ?"
Grandma:
"Well, I'm the one who
feeds him,
waters him,
and takes care of him."
"I suppose that makes him mine."
Grandson:
"Is that how you got grampa ?"
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Little kid : Gramma, where did you grow up ?
Grandma: I grew up in a little town
called Oakley, Idaho.
Little kid : Where did grampa grow up ?
Grandma: He didn't.
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Granddad: (Remembering the good old days)
When I was a boy, my momma would send me
down to a corner store with $1,
and I'd come back with
- 5 bags of potatoes
- 2 loaves of bread
- 3 bottle of milk
- a hunk of cheese
- a box of tea
- and 6 eggs.
You can't do it now.
Too many fucking security cameras.
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