Short thriller in a library

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(In a library)
Patron to librarian:

Don't bother to come down Miss.
I can see where the short thrillers are !

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One yank and they are off

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One woman to another (on a 3rd woman):

She wears cheap knickers ...
One yank and they are off.

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Thief stole purse from woman

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(In a courtroom.)

Judge to woman:
You say the accused tried to steal the purse
you kept down the front of your blouse.
Why didn't you try to stop him ?

Woman:
Well sir, I didn't know it was my purse
he was after at the time !

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(Police apprehended a thief.)

Police to woman:
When this man stole your purse
from your knickers, Madam,
didn't you feel him groping about ?
Why didn't you try to stop him ?

Woman:
Yes officer.
But I didn't think he was after my purse !

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Lost knickers

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Lost Property clerk holding knickers to blonde girl

Blonde to Lost Property clerk:
You take a damn lot of convincing, Mister !!!

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No panties on Saturday

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Panties are labelled with the days of the week:
"Monday", "Tuesday, "Wednesday" ... etc.


Woman to salesgirl:

I'll take one of each.
But skip Saturday.
That's date night for me !

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Skimpy panty

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By the time I realized that it was a shopping bag,
I already missed the bus !

Here is another woman wearing a skimpy panty  :-)

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Passwords are like underpants !

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Treat your passwords like your underpants
    - Change them often
    - ! Don't leave them lying around !
    - Don't share them

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Panties getting smaller !

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Proof of Global Warming ...
Panties are getting smaller !

What will happen in 2016?

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Fart to smell like mint :-)

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This is fartbulously fartastic ... An underwear patch to make your farts smell like mint  :-)
And when will Apple buy it and name it iFart?

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Which underwear should I wear today

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Which underwear should I wear today ?

How women decide:

How men decide:

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In a museum

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(In a museum)

Even a mummy's penis is aroused
by a scantily dressed museum assistant
showing her red panties and bare thighs !

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Why witches don't wear panties when they fly???

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In case y'all were wondering
why witches don't wear panties when they fly ??

Well, the reason is: Better Grip on the Broom !!!

Wishing you all a Happy Halloween !!!!

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Judges give female skater pefect 10 scores

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Female ice skater dropped her knickers
and raised her leg !

Skating judges gave her pefect 10 scores !

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