Showing posts with label Car. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Car. Show all posts

Monday, July 28, 2025

Tugging at car's handbrake


Woman learner driver to car instructor:

I don't think I've got the hang of this handbrake.
I keep tugging at it, but it won't go down !




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Monday, January 13, 2025

Car driving down the wrong way


"Al !
I just heard on the news
there's a car going the wrong way on I-80.
Be careful !"

"One ?!
I seen at least a hundred !"




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Tuesday, October 8, 2024

Thursday, October 28, 2021

You need a new belt


Car mechanic to woman:
Yep.  There's your problem.  You need a new belt.


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Sunday, October 3, 2021

Sunday, July 18, 2021

Wife is driving


Husband to traffic cop :
She's doing all the driving.  I'm just the one behind the wheel !

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Saturday, August 8, 2020

Thursday, April 4, 2019

Bicycle vs car


A bicycle runs on fat and saves you money.
A car runs on money and makes you fat.

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Sunday, July 3, 2016

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Women are like cars


Women are like cars. You can trade her in for a newer & younger model. But when you miss your old car, it'll have become a classic and out of your price range.

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Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Which way is this car going?


If you think there is something odd about this car,
may be you are drinking too much 😊



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Monday, March 19, 2012

Difference between the sexes - room and car


Difference between:
     - Girls' room  and  Boys' room
     - Girls' car  and  Boys' car


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Friday, December 9, 2011

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

IKEA to take over GM


(Background:
During the world wide sub-prime financial crisis,
there was a talk about GM going bankrupt)

Business Update:
Just Announced - IKEA to take over GM

IKEA HAS ANNOUNCED IT'S INTENTION
TO TAKE OVER GM and TO SELL CARS.

In that case,
WE WILL BE IN DEEP SHIT ...
ALL THEY GIVE YOU IS THIS ...



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