My mother is my first scammer

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Mom to child:
Give me your money, I'll keep it safe for you.

And that's how I met the first scammer of my life,
my mom.

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Kissing in the office

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(In the office)


Boss:  Lucy, who told you that just because
            I kissed you a couple of times,
            you have the right to laze around all day ?
Lucy:  My lawyer.

Boss:  Lucy, why aren't you working ?
Lucy:  You kissed me twice.
            I thought I was promoted to your dependent.
Boss:  Who told you that ?
Lucy:  My lawyer.

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Wife finds her teeth

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(Old couple, in bed)

Wife to Husband:
Ooh ! ...
I think I've found my teeth.

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Missing husband, prepare for the worst

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Police to wife:
It's about your missing husband, Ma'am.
You should prepare for the worst.

Wife:
OMG !
You mean he's coming back ?!

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