Election of male members

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Boss to secretary after she mistyped a word:

No, No,  Miss Jones,
What I dictated was ...
    "The election of male members"
Not the word you typed.

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Income Tax Query - Golden Arse is the explanation

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"Hello, is this Miss Singleton ?"

"Yes, it is."

"Miss Singleton,
This is John Smith, your tax accountant.

I must inform you,
your tax statement was rejected.
They say that your salary and your possessions
are incompatible ...

... Your salary as a secretary is too low for you
to be able to afford:
   - a luxury apartment
   - a new Mercedes-Benz
   - expensive clothing
   - jewelry
   - vacations in Europe
   - etc."

"Oh, and what can I do about it Mr Smith ?"

"Well, let's do the following:
Send me a recent copy of
your principal source of income,
and I'll see what I can do with it."

"Very well Mr Smith.
I am making a photocopy of it now,
and I will email it to you shortly."

Well, she must have the Golden Arse ...

Check out this link for an explanation ==>
https://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com.au/2014/04/from-golden-ratio-to-golden-arse.html

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