Sick wife makes husband's breakfast

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(This is for all you women
who think all men are heartless ...
Sort of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it ?)


My wife was so sick this morning ...
that I had to carry her to the kitchen
to make my breakfast.

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Devoted husband

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(This is for all you women
who think all men are heartless ...

Sort of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it ?)


Husband to wife:
"I figured you should have breakfast in bed
on your birthday.  Can you reach the stove ok ?"

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You are going to die

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Doctor to wife:
"Your husband is suffering
from a very severe stress disorder.

If you don't do the following he will surely die.

Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast.
Be pleasant at all times.
For lunch make him a nutritious meal.
For dinner prepare an especially nice meal.
No chores.
No nagging.
Oh yes, and make love several times a week.

Do this for the next year
and he'll regain his health completely !"

Husband to wife: "What did the doctor day ?"

Wife to husband: "You're going to die !"

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