Amy Chi's hand
Amy can explain Relativity better than Einstein !
"When I want to be close to my boyfriend,
my hand is blue-shifted."
"And when I'm dumping him quick and fast,
my hand is red-shifted !"
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Spock of Star Trek
can explain Relativity better than Einstein !
Roses are red,
Roses are blue,
depending on the velocity relativity to you.
Background
"Roses Are Red"
is the name of a love poem and children's rhyme
with Roud Folk Song Index number 19798.
It has become a cliché for Valentine's Day.
And has spawned
multiple humorous and parodic variants.
A modern standard version is:
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet.
And so are you.
Personally, I like this satirical version:
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Onions stink.
And so do you.
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