Daughter dating neighbour

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Mother and daughter discussing dating issues ...

Daughter:  Mom, I'm dating our neighbour.
Mother:  What?  He could be your dad !
Daughter:  Age is no issue, mom.
Mother:  No ... I don't think you understand me ...

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No panties on Saturday

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Panties are labelled with the days of the week:
"Monday", "Tuesday, "Wednesday" ... etc.


Woman to salesgirl:

I'll take one of each.
But skip Saturday.
That's date night for me !

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2-door Mercedes

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I got a date with a beautiful young lady tonight.
And she asked me what car I will be driving.

I say: Mercedes with 2 doors.
She says: Give me some time to dress up.

Hope tonight will be a great dating.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away

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A doctor and an engineer loved the same girl.
The doctor used to give the girl a rose daily.
The engineer used to give her an apple.
Girl got confused and asked the engineer:
    "There is a meaning of giving rose. Why are you giving apple ?"
Engineer replied: "Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."

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Internet dating

She met him on the internet.
He said he lived in a gated community.

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Gay and lesbian couples swap partners in car.

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Hey, what do you say we switch partners ?

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