Showing posts with label Tablet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tablet. Show all posts

Friday, October 19, 2018

Moses with a tablet


Technically, Moses was the first person with a tablet downloading data from the cloud.

And due to the first commandment, Moses became the first person to have a tablet with fake news.
The first commandment is:
"I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me."
Exodus 20:2-3

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Saturday, December 3, 2011

In memory of Steve Jobs who went to Heaven on 2011-10-05


Steve Jobs rings up Bill Gates from iCloud:

"Hi Bill Gates, guess where I'm calling you from ?"





Steve Jobs in iCloud to God about iHarp:

"When is the last time this device was upgraded ?
It really needs to be more user friendly.
Who's in charge of innovation up here ?
Is this available in other colours ?"





God to Steve Jobs in iCloud:

"To be honest, Mr Jobs,
the last time an Apple
caused so much excitement around here
involved Adam, Eve and a snake."





God in iCloud to Moses:

"Moses, meet Steve.
He's gonna upgrade your tablets."





"iCame, iSaw, iConquered"


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