Little girl to little boy:
"With this I'm going to control your LIFE !"
Little girl:
"Mommy says its a future gold mine
and I should not show it to any boys !"
Little boy:
"Rally ?
My dad says its where all his money goes !"
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A man asked Lord Buddha, "I want happiness."
Lord Buddha said:
First remove 'I', that's ego.
Then remove 'want', that's desire.
See, now you are left with only 'happiness'.
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According to the theory of relativity,
massive objects like breasts,
can change the path of light :-)
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Wife:
You never listen to me.
You only hear what you want to hear.
Husband:
Sure, I'll have a beer.
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