My mother is my first scammer

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Mom to child:
Give me your money, I'll keep it safe for you.

And that's how I met the first scammer of my life,
my mom.

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Lemonade with parent's private home video

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(In the front lawn)
Kid sells lemonade ...

LEMONADE  25 cents

Buy 2 cups.
Get one of my parents' private home videos
FREE !

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Mom taught you how to use spoon !

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To my children:
Never make fun of having to help me with computer stuff.
Remember
I taught you how to use a spoon.

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Where do babies come from ?

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Child:  Mummy ?  Where do babies come from ?

Mother:  Oh ... Erm ... Well dear,
a mummy and daddy fall in love and get married.
Then one night they go into the bedroom
and they kiss and hug and have sex ...
That means the daddy puts his penis
into the mummy's vagina ...
And that's how you get a baby, honey.

Child:  Oh okay ...
But the other night I went into your bedroom
and dad put his penis in your mouth !
What do you get when you do that ?

Mother:

Mother:  Jewelry

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Eat your veggies

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Mom to kids:
"Eat those veggies,
or I'll change the wi-fi passowrd."

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Mother's Day reflections

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Mother on phone with baby: "Can I call you back in five years?"

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Difference between mother and children on 1st day of school

Mother jumps up with joy on first day of school.

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