Daughter dating neighbour

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Mother and daughter discussing dating issues ...

Daughter:  Mom, I'm dating our neighbour.
Mother:  What?  He could be your dad !
Daughter:  Age is no issue, mom.
Mother:  No ... I don't think you understand me ...

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In neighbour's bed

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(Guy ... in neighbour's bed)

Woman: WOW !  You are drunk.
Guy:       Oh yeah.  How can you tell ?
Woman: You live next door.

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Put on bikini for neighbour to mow lawn

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Young lady relaxing in her own back garden ...


Old woman from next door said to her:

Can I get you to put on a bikini ?
I'm trying to get my hubby to mow the lawn.

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How peeping tom uses a trampoline

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Guy to girl while having sex:

"So next door have got a trampoline !
What does it matter ?"

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Gardening naked

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Did you know that if you garden naked,
your neighbours will build a privacy fence
at no cost to you ?

Really ?
I would have thought your neighbours
would tear down the fence to get
a good view of you !!!

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Inconsiderate neighbour

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My neighbour
knocked at my door at 3am this morning !

Can you believe it ?
3am !
Luckily, I was still up playing my drums.


Comment:

I can understand this if one is playing the piano.

But to interrupt a drummer practicing ...
tsk tsk ...
Must be a pretty inconsiderate neighbour.

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House for sale

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House for Sale by Owner
Because my neighbor is an asshole!

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