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Monday, May 23, 2022

Scotty, don't beam me up yet

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Scotty, don't beam me up yet.
I'm taking a sh...

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Friday, September 18, 2020

Sit and Shit

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Dog confuses Sit and Shit from masked voice :-)

(During COVID-19 pandemic, wearing of a mask is either recommended or compulsory in many countries.)

Sit !! ... Damn mask.

Background:

Coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), also known as 2019-nCoV acute respiratory disease (2019-nCoV ARD), is a viral respiratory disease caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). It is the disease implicated in the 2019-2020 coronavirus pandemic.

The disease was first identified in the city of Wuhan, capital of Hubei province in China, among patients who had developed pneumonia of no clear cause. Amid rapid spread of the disease, the World Health Organization has since declared the outbreak to be a Public Health Emergency of International Concern (PHEIC). Infections have been reported throughout the world, mostly of travelers originating from Mainland China, with local transmission also reported in many countries.

Non-COVID-19 version:

I said sit ! You idiot !

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Monday, February 4, 2019

Corporate Flaw-Chart

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Corporate Flaw-Chart ...
CEO, Executives, Managers, Everybody else

When the guy on top looks down,
he only sees shit.

When the guys on the bottom look up,
they only see assholes.

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Thursday, October 19, 2017

Dinosaur turd

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These dinosaur poo photographs are funny.
And Freda Moxom is so cute 😊

Photographer: Tania Kayrala, 2017 October

Location: A cave in Rock Island,
Wollemi National Park,
NSW, Australia

I am joking, it is not dinosaur shit.
It is a stalagmite.

Now, in a limestone cave,
stalactites and stalagmites are composed
of deposition of calcium carbonate
and other minerals.

But here, it is formed by mud
dripping down from the ceiling.

A photograph of the ceiling of the same cave is:

Photographer: Paul Ma, 2017 September

Same location as the pics by Tania Kayrala

When a stalagmite reaches the ceiling,
it becomes a mud column ...
as in the 2 pics below:
(But I'm no where as cute as Freda.)

Photographer: David Hou, 2017 October

Location: near Goochs Crater,
Blue Mountains National Park,
NSW, Australia

By the way Goochs Crater is a wonderful place.

Photographs and trip report to there
are in my blog:
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/2017/10/goochs-crater-friday-canyon-dargan-arch.html

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Saturday, February 9, 2013

Grafitti

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Here I sit, Broken hearted.
Tried to shit, But only farted.

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Thursday, November 18, 2010

Wombat passes out square shit

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The Australian wombat is a dice maker ...

... passes out square shit,
so they can remain in place
on top of a rock or log and won't roll away.

More infomation on the square shit is in this link:
http://zactopia.wordpress.com/2010/08/16/why-you-should-give-a-square-shit-about-wombats/