Aunty Acid on chocolate

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Did you know ...
Chocolate makes your clothes shrink. ... Aunty Acid

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Use balloons to help you lose weight

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Oh, for heavens sake, Emily ...
stop cheating and
just go on a diet like everyone else !

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Ducking out of a fart

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I was amazed to see the guy in white reaching so far into Glenbrook Gorge in the Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia ...
... as the nearest carpark, at Jellybean Pool, is quite a distance away.
But good on him. Then ...

... Then he was about to fart.
The 2 girls on the left side of the pic quickly ducked for cover  :-)

Date: 2020-05-31

More photographs on my Glenbrook Gorge hiking trip are in this link:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1l5hw2Ep4QbmcH1OHb31He1fCfSQdIId5/view?usp=sharing

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Mona Lisa in self-quarantine

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Mona Lisa in self-quarantine due to Coronavirus / COVID-19

The 4 stages of quarantine:

Background:

During the Coronavirus pandemic, citizens in most countries are forced to self-quarantine themselves at home and not allowed to venture outside.

Coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), also known as 2019-nCoV acute respiratory disease (2019-nCoV ARD), is a viral respiratory disease caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). It is the disease implicated in the 2019-2020 coronavirus pandemic.

The disease was first identified in the city of Wuhan, capital of Hubei province in China, among patients who had developed pneumonia of no clear cause. Amid rapid spread of the disease, the World Health Organization has since declared the outbreak to be a Public Health Emergency of International Concern (PHEIC). Infections have been reported throughout the world, mostly of travelers originating from Mainland China, with local transmission also reported in many countries.

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Scarf fitted

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Yesterday I wore someting from 5 years ago and it fitted !!!
So proud of myself.
If was a scarf.
But still.  Let's be positive here.

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Fat - When you realize it, it is too late

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The past of eat is ate.
And the future of ate is weight.
And the most funny part is that people realize it when it is late.

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Why women live longer than men

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A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer that the men who mention it.

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Hippocritical

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One hippo to another: "You are fat."

"That's very hippocritical," retorted the other.

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Man & computer - before and now

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Before: Big fat computer  &  slim guy
Now:     Big fat guy  &  slim computer

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Garfield on preventing sagging

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Garfield:
How do you prevent sagging ?
Just eat till the wrinkles filled out !

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Hourglass with extra minutes

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I finally figured out my body type.
It is hourglass with extra minutes.

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Hey Lady, You ain't fooling anybody!

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Drawing of a slim body on a fat woman's dress 😊

"Hey lady,
You ain't fooling anybody ! 😊"

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Always start dieting tomorrow

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I always start my diet on the same day ...
tomorrow.

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Condom machine rejects request from fat woman

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We have reviewed your request for condoms
and find you unsuitable to fuck.

Accordingly, we are returning your coins.

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Be nice to fat people

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Be nice to fat people.
One day they might save your life.

Background:
Bear chasing hikers 😊

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Wish your friends fat

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Please God,
if you can't make me thin,
make my friends fat !

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After a two year visit to the United States, Michelangelo's David is returning to Italy...

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After a two year visit to the United States,
Michelangelo's David is returning to Italy ...

His proud sponsors were :
   - McDonald's
   - KFC
   - Burger King
   - Starbucks Coffee

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Difference between women and men

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Difference between women and men:
The way they view themselves in front of a mirror.

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