Boat ran out of petrol

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Guy to girl ... on a date, in a boat:

The last time I ran out of petrol,
you walked home alone.
Can you swim ?

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How to count 97 in French

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I was interested in learning French
after seeing this joke:

3 dogs are competing in a swimming race.

They are:
An English dog named "one two three".
A German dog named "eins zwei drei".
And a French dog named "un deux trois".

The dogs all swim across a lake.

The English dog finishes first.
The German dog finishes second.
But the French dog is nowhere to be found.

Why?
Because un deux trois quartre cinq 😊

But it wasn't a joke
when I learned that to count to 97,
you say 4 * 20 + 10 + 7.

I had a 6ure
and 5 to my knees
and pray God to 7 the French language on fire ...

I had e9.

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Sperms swimming towards the fallopian tube

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One sperm to another

Sperm 1:
God, I'm getting tired.
How long till we reach the fallopian tubes ?

Sperm 2:
Still a long way to go ...
We've only passed the tonsils.

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