Lucky cows

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Lucky cows watching girl exposing her breasts

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Special Offer

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Special Offer - 2 drinks for the price of 2 drinks

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Woman driving dog

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How do you know when it is time to stop driving?

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Danger: Do not drink this water

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Danger
Do not drink this water

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After a two year visit to the United States, Michelangelo's David is returning to Italy...

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After a two year visit to the United States,
Michelangelo's David is returning to Italy ...

His proud sponsors were :
   - McDonald's
   - KFC
   - Berger King
   - Starbucks Coffee

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The worst part of censorship is ...

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The worst part of censorship is ...

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Dogs line up to piss under a tree

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What will happen if we cut down too many trees
???

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If women rule the world

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If women ruled the world ...

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Wombat passes out square shit

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The Australian wombat ...

... passes out square shit, so they can remain in place on top of a rock or log and won't roll away.


More infomation on the square shit are in
http://zactopia.wordpress.com/2010/08/16/why-you-should-give-a-square-shit-about-wombats/

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Letter to Dr Ruth

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Dear Dr Ruth,
I'm writing to tell you my problem.
It seems I have been married to
a sex maniac for the past 22 years.

He makes love to me regardless what I am doing:
ironing, washing dishes, sweeping etc.

I would like to know if there is anything you ...

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Small gift

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Oh darling, when you said you had a small gift for me, I thought you were going to unzip your pants.

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iPhone stolen

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If you can read this, somebody stole my iPone.

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Draw mother-in-law's face on wife's bum

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Husband to wife:
As soon as I finish this drawing of your mother,
then we'll do it doggy-style, okay?"

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Having a drink - difference between man and woman

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Having a drink - the difference between man and woman. And thank God you are a man.

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Money isn't everything

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Money isn't everything ...
    It can buy a bed - but not sleep.
    It can buy a clock - but not time.
    It can buy a book - but not knowledge.
    It can buy a position - but not respect.
    It can buy a medicine - but not health.
    It can buy a blood - but not life.
    It can buy a sex - but not love.
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

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Women are angels, unless you break their wings ...

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In case you don't know ...

Women are Angels.

And when someone breaks their wings,
they simply continue to fly ...

... on a broomstick.
They are flexible like that.

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Girl wants shoes to match her breasts!

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Blonde girl to shoe salesman while baring her breasts:
"I want something that goes with these !!"

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Difference between women and men

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Difference between women and men:
The way they view themselves in front of a mirror.

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Nurse exposes breasts

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Nurse exposes breasts,
so patient's eyes can be wide open for
eye drops  :-)

One nurse to another:
Ok, his eyes are wide open.  Now put the drops in !

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Uneven nipples - Model sues Mexican plastic surgeon for not making her nipples even after a breast implant

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Beautiful St Andrew's Cross spider

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No one quite understands why these
St Andrew's Cross spiders weave a big X of
white thick ribbons (Stabilimentum) on their webs.

More information on these spiders are in:
http://www.brisbaneinsects.com/brisbane_weavers/StAndrew.htm

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How to stop illigal immigrants

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Officer: "I've done it, Sire.
I've solved the illegal immigrant problem !"

King of ID: "How ?"

"All I had to do was to make some upgrades
to our border fence ..."

WELCOME TO ID
40% unemployment
Don't bother. All the jobs have been shipped to India.

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Wife shot dead husband

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Wife on the phone: "I'm sorry, you just missed him."

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Husband doing nothing

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My wife said, "Whatcha doing today?"
I said, "Nothing."
She said, "You did that yesterday."
I said, "I wasn't finished."

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Cat sees lion in mirror

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What matters most is how you see yourself.

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Unspoken communication

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Unspoken communication - difference between men & women
(Comic by Jerry Scott & Jim Borgman from the LA Times)

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Kangaroo sex

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Kangaroo sex ...

One reason why you don't want to
take a child to a zoo or animal park.

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3 Stages of Life

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The 3 stages of life ...
Succinctly illustrated by women's bums.

1)  Kids' bums

2)  Young women's bums

3)  Old women's bums

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Best sunset photo ever !!!

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Best sunset photo for a girl, ever !!!

Light ray through a girl's hole !!!

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Hoodoo Rocks, Yehliu, Taiwan

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Strange rock formation, called hoodoo rocks, at Yehliu, Taiwan; taken in April 2010.

Tourists having their photographs taken in front of this rock nicknamed "Queen's Head Rock"

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Kangaroo sex

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Kangaroo sex ...

One reason why you don't want to
take a child to a zoo or animal park.

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Girl masturbates guy's penis, mistaken for cow's udder

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While milking a cow, girl asks guy,
"What the hell are you looking so pleased about?"

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Sydney Opera House

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Sydney Opera House - beautifully lit up during in the 2009 Luminous Festival (Photographed by Brian Eno in 2009-06)

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Artificial Insemination

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In an artificial insemination clinic:
Insemination by a funnel

Doctor:
"Sorry about the inconvenience, Miss ...
But we have a very small budget here ..."

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Wife throws out husband bathing with Bubbles

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Wife to herself:
"Did I reallt throw my husband out on the street stark naked for taking a bath with bubbles?
Yes I did, and I threw Bubbles out too."

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Maroooned on a desert island with 3 women

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Guy marooned with 3 women on a desert island ...
He lights a small signal fire  :-)

Women:
Say !  Shouldn't that signal fire be a lot bigger ?

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Penitentes in Aconcagua - highest mountain in South America

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Penitentes are:
Dazzling natural-forming ice columns,
or more accurately ice blades,
that stick up at sharp angles towards the sun.

Rarely found except at high altitudes,
they can grow taller than a human
and form in vast fields.


Pictures

These were taken by me in Jan 2009
on a mountain slope somewhere between
"Plaza Argentina" base camp and high-camp 1,
in Argentina's Mt Aconcagua,
highest mountain in South America.


1)  First, an entire slope of penitentes
     with a trail through it.

2, 3)  On the slope now.

4)  More of the tall penitentes.

More pictures on my Aconcagua climb are in
this link:
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/2009/01/2009-jan-argentina-aconcagua.html

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